Ashlynn:3
@d0lly-d3c4y.bsky.social
15! 15! 15! I AM A MINOR! I AM A CHILD! LEAVE ME ALONE I LOVE MY SIMPLE DELUSIONAL LIFE!!💗💗
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Oh yeah wow I'm not getting on a plane again for a long long time. I'll car, bus, train, or boat it, if it comes down to it, but holy shit flying is getting more dangerous by the literal day
February 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Oh yeah wow I'm not getting on a plane again for a long long time. I'll car, bus, train, or boat it, if it comes down to it, but holy shit flying is getting more dangerous by the literal day
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JFC. Vaccinate your kids, wear masks, and teach your kids to wear masks.
Nothing about ”Acute Necrotizing Encephalopathy in Children” sounds appealing.
Protect yourselves and your communities.
Nothing about ”Acute Necrotizing Encephalopathy in Children” sounds appealing.
Protect yourselves and your communities.
February 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
JFC. Vaccinate your kids, wear masks, and teach your kids to wear masks.
Nothing about ”Acute Necrotizing Encephalopathy in Children” sounds appealing.
Protect yourselves and your communities.
Nothing about ”Acute Necrotizing Encephalopathy in Children” sounds appealing.
Protect yourselves and your communities.
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"When I voted for the Panther's Eating Faces Party, I didn't know they meant panthers would eat MY face, wtf?!?"
February 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"When I voted for the Panther's Eating Faces Party, I didn't know they meant panthers would eat MY face, wtf?!?"
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Even the most disturbing RFK Jr. headline always manages to have a detail inside creepier than you could have imagined. I’m sorry, did you just say Black kids should have a chance to get “re-parented”???? Gift link wapo.st/4hW2xGI
February 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Even the most disturbing RFK Jr. headline always manages to have a detail inside creepier than you could have imagined. I’m sorry, did you just say Black kids should have a chance to get “re-parented”???? Gift link wapo.st/4hW2xGI
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February 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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“Gettysburg. Wow.” -Donald Trump and also Jon Stewart’s 7th grade book report
December 16, 2024 at 4:06 PM
“Gettysburg. Wow.” -Donald Trump and also Jon Stewart’s 7th grade book report
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"If you wanna love Trump, love him....but just stop framing it as patriotism."
December 30, 2024 at 4:09 PM
"If you wanna love Trump, love him....but just stop framing it as patriotism."
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Jon Stewart's message to would-be terrorists currently writing a half-assed manifesto: get a podcast
January 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Jon Stewart's message to would-be terrorists currently writing a half-assed manifesto: get a podcast
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If Canada becomes part of America, where will Desi Lydic pretend to be from when she travels?
January 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
If Canada becomes part of America, where will Desi Lydic pretend to be from when she travels?
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Trump just got elected and is already planning to invade Greenland?
January 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Trump just got elected and is already planning to invade Greenland?
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Can you imagine how exhausting it must be for Fox News to treat every one of Trump’s dumb ideas like a work of art?
January 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Can you imagine how exhausting it must be for Fox News to treat every one of Trump’s dumb ideas like a work of art?
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President Carter’s funeral made for a drama-filled presidential reunion
January 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
President Carter’s funeral made for a drama-filled presidential reunion
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With Justin Trudeau on his way out, there's no way America is getting Canada from Pierre Poilievre
January 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
With Justin Trudeau on his way out, there's no way America is getting Canada from Pierre Poilievre
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Forgetting your kids' names would be fine for someone who wasn't in line to be Secretary of Defense
January 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Forgetting your kids' names would be fine for someone who wasn't in line to be Secretary of Defense
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Tim Kaine went full Maury Povich during Hegseth's confirmation
January 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Tim Kaine went full Maury Povich during Hegseth's confirmation
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Back on the grind tomorrow
January 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Back on the grind tomorrow
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Is Trump signing executive orders or rolling out a tracklist for "Now That's What I Call MAGA?"
January 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Is Trump signing executive orders or rolling out a tracklist for "Now That's What I Call MAGA?"
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Umm... Trump did not go to church to hear a lecture on having mercy for the less fortunate. That’s not what church is for!
January 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Umm... Trump did not go to church to hear a lecture on having mercy for the less fortunate. That’s not what church is for!
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Instead of going through each January 6th defendant's case one-by-one, Trump actually said "f**k it" and released them all?!
January 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Instead of going through each January 6th defendant's case one-by-one, Trump actually said "f**k it" and released them all?!
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Trump isn't going THAT crazy with his executive orders, just trying to override a 100-year-old constitutional right
January 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Trump isn't going THAT crazy with his executive orders, just trying to override a 100-year-old constitutional right
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Trump isn't just killing DEI; he's going back in time to kill baby DEI
January 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Trump isn't just killing DEI; he's going back in time to kill baby DEI
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@triumphicdhq.bsky.social has some ideas for Democrats to help sell their message
January 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
@triumphicdhq.bsky.social has some ideas for Democrats to help sell their message
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It's funny how Trump's reasoning for the DC plane crash happens to align with his prejudices
February 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It's funny how Trump's reasoning for the DC plane crash happens to align with his prejudices