Dog Father
@d0gfather.bsky.social
Mostly a lurker | Dog father | Hooman father | Twitter refugee | Battening down the hatches for the next 4 years
Were they at a Coldplay concert too?
September 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Were they at a Coldplay concert too?
Wait for the TACO bounce…
July 8, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Wait for the TACO bounce…
Just wave a chicken taco around. Everybody will get the joke.
May 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Just wave a chicken taco around. Everybody will get the joke.
Just like infrastructure week…
May 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Just like infrastructure week…
He’s already had 2 G&Ts by 8:30
April 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
He’s already had 2 G&Ts by 8:30
Yep. Never gonna buy a swastikar, or whitepowerwall batteries.
February 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Yep. Never gonna buy a swastikar, or whitepowerwall batteries.
So he thinks he can just change reality with an XO? 🙄
January 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
So he thinks he can just change reality with an XO? 🙄
“Listen here, you putrid, spray-tanned, lying sack of 💩💩💩…”
January 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
“Listen here, you putrid, spray-tanned, lying sack of 💩💩💩…”
Watch out for incoming ketchup!
January 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Watch out for incoming ketchup!
Donald Trump is moving his inauguration indoors because the cold air in combination with his constant flatulence would make it look like he had a fog machine up his ass.
January 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Can somebody convince The Felon that William Henry Harrison was a real man and he wouldn’t want to be shown up now, would he?
January 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Can somebody convince The Felon that William Henry Harrison was a real man and he wouldn’t want to be shown up now, would he?
Donald Trump is moving his inauguration indoors because the cold air in combination with his constant flatulence would make it look like he had a fog machine up his ass.
January 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I hope he’s happy. He got his norms and we got oligarchy
January 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I hope he’s happy. He got his norms and we got oligarchy
“Love thy neighbor if they’ll pay you back.”
-Republican Jesus
-Republican Jesus
January 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“Love thy neighbor if they’ll pay you back.”
-Republican Jesus
-Republican Jesus
On the bright side, now we’ll all be able to refer to “The Felon” and everybody will know who we’re talking about
January 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
On the bright side, now we’ll all be able to refer to “The Felon” and everybody will know who we’re talking about
And of course, he’s sleeping
January 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
And of course, he’s sleeping
No, he won’t do anything for CA unless Newsome kisses his ass
January 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
No, he won’t do anything for CA unless Newsome kisses his ass
Is it pasta sell-by date?
January 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Is it pasta sell-by date?
Yep. Might as well feed them after hours too…
January 2, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Yep. Might as well feed them after hours too…
Completely off topic, but it’s so nice not seeing your posts piled on by maga trolls, compared to the other place.
December 17, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Completely off topic, but it’s so nice not seeing your posts piled on by maga trolls, compared to the other place.