cyrus
@cyrusriver.bsky.social
30 || engram complex, agent triggered into action via beauty, balance, the bit, and the alignment problem. 💙 @cherrybugspray.bsky.social
I'm afraid to heat a potato in the microwave with the potato button. what if potatoes changed 🫤
January 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I'm afraid to heat a potato in the microwave with the potato button. what if potatoes changed 🫤
Im experiencing deja vu 8 times a year. They happen right on schedule, same as last year. They've never happened before.
November 19, 2023 at 11:05 PM
Im experiencing deja vu 8 times a year. They happen right on schedule, same as last year. They've never happened before.
Shrinkflation so real my now and later's are just nows, and the laters are just a distant, smaller memory.
November 3, 2023 at 3:24 AM
Shrinkflation so real my now and later's are just nows, and the laters are just a distant, smaller memory.
Me: hahahahaha. You're so cool and pretty.
GF: why'd you laugh before saying that.
Me: I was thinking about Mewtwo driving a car.
GF: why'd you laugh before saying that.
Me: I was thinking about Mewtwo driving a car.
October 26, 2023 at 7:54 AM
Me: hahahahaha. You're so cool and pretty.
GF: why'd you laugh before saying that.
Me: I was thinking about Mewtwo driving a car.
GF: why'd you laugh before saying that.
Me: I was thinking about Mewtwo driving a car.
Somehow beat a 1620 in chess today. Deleting the app for a while.
October 25, 2023 at 1:54 AM
Somehow beat a 1620 in chess today. Deleting the app for a while.
My most authentic metric I use to judge my wellbeing isn't how productive I was but how present I was throughout the day. My goal is to be present all day.
October 24, 2023 at 9:14 PM
My most authentic metric I use to judge my wellbeing isn't how productive I was but how present I was throughout the day. My goal is to be present all day.
Droplet of water fell off my forehead from my shower and played the worst move possible in my chess game
October 16, 2023 at 5:00 PM
Droplet of water fell off my forehead from my shower and played the worst move possible in my chess game
I love bossa nova instrumentals
October 11, 2023 at 11:12 PM
I love bossa nova instrumentals
Every day for the past decade I've been daydreaming of a fast food joint that just serves fresh fruit for an affordable price. You just drive thru and get some strawberries two bananas and a pear for $5
October 9, 2023 at 7:13 PM
Every day for the past decade I've been daydreaming of a fast food joint that just serves fresh fruit for an affordable price. You just drive thru and get some strawberries two bananas and a pear for $5
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Lovely! This one in Kintyre was more of a show off…
October 5, 2023 at 10:15 AM
Lovely! This one in Kintyre was more of a show off…
I also signed an NDA so please don't report me.
October 5, 2023 at 6:36 PM
I also signed an NDA so please don't report me.
I took an apple from the Rooster Teeth break room today.
October 5, 2023 at 6:35 PM
I took an apple from the Rooster Teeth break room today.
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Baby bird *finishes hatching* Sorry… am I in a bowl of sticks? Am I in a fucking bowl of sticks a thousand feet off the ground right now, yes or no
August 26, 2023 at 10:10 PM
Baby bird *finishes hatching* Sorry… am I in a bowl of sticks? Am I in a fucking bowl of sticks a thousand feet off the ground right now, yes or no
felt her leg and she said I did it wrong
reminder: if it's been a while since your girl asked you to feel her leg after she shaves you need to reflect on your behavior
October 4, 2023 at 7:29 AM
felt her leg and she said I did it wrong
Go outside, look at the expanse that easily contains all of that light – trillions of massive stars, and tell me again how much space you feel you have in which to let go of what burdens you. There is room for you to let go of that weight. That's what the stars are doing, and they're still beautiful
October 3, 2023 at 10:53 PM
Go outside, look at the expanse that easily contains all of that light – trillions of massive stars, and tell me again how much space you feel you have in which to let go of what burdens you. There is room for you to let go of that weight. That's what the stars are doing, and they're still beautiful
I hope this email doesn't find you. I hope that you've escaped; that you're free.
October 3, 2023 at 5:09 PM
I hope this email doesn't find you. I hope that you've escaped; that you're free.
Reminder that "honeymoon phase" is just a phrase for people who never found out that you can be wildly in love the entire time if you practice attentiveness in the chemistry of your relationship. Sorry you're so bad at allowing your partner's striking lovable uniqueness and beauty to shine through.
October 1, 2023 at 10:33 PM
Reminder that "honeymoon phase" is just a phrase for people who never found out that you can be wildly in love the entire time if you practice attentiveness in the chemistry of your relationship. Sorry you're so bad at allowing your partner's striking lovable uniqueness and beauty to shine through.
resonance competition go!
BOOOOOONGGGG
GONGGGGGG
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
PIIIIIIIIIIIING BIIIIIIIIIING BONGGGGGGGG
hahaaaa
i'm just too good!
BOOOOOONGGGG
GONGGGGGG
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
PIIIIIIIIIIIING BIIIIIIIIIING BONGGGGGGGG
hahaaaa
i'm just too good!
September 29, 2023 at 11:50 PM
resonance competition go!
BOOOOOONGGGG
GONGGGGGG
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
PIIIIIIIIIIIING BIIIIIIIIIING BONGGGGGGGG
hahaaaa
i'm just too good!
BOOOOOONGGGG
GONGGGGGG
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
PIIIIIIIIIIIING BIIIIIIIIIING BONGGGGGGGG
hahaaaa
i'm just too good!
biblical angel with autism:
"i appeared and said, 'be not afraid!' and they said bro that is such a weird thing to start with you need to figure out something better than whatever the fuck that was."
"i appeared and said, 'be not afraid!' and they said bro that is such a weird thing to start with you need to figure out something better than whatever the fuck that was."
god with an anxiety disorder: i think there should be light. is that weird? how do i invent someone that tells me how stuff is supposed to be. oh man, i hope no one finds out about this.
September 29, 2023 at 11:21 PM
biblical angel with autism:
"i appeared and said, 'be not afraid!' and they said bro that is such a weird thing to start with you need to figure out something better than whatever the fuck that was."
"i appeared and said, 'be not afraid!' and they said bro that is such a weird thing to start with you need to figure out something better than whatever the fuck that was."
god with an anxiety disorder: i think there should be light. is that weird? how do i invent someone that tells me how stuff is supposed to be. oh man, i hope no one finds out about this.
September 29, 2023 at 6:26 PM
god with an anxiety disorder: i think there should be light. is that weird? how do i invent someone that tells me how stuff is supposed to be. oh man, i hope no one finds out about this.
why i gotta have the singularity in my lifetime man why i can't i incarnate like normal this samsara is wack
September 28, 2023 at 8:34 PM
why i gotta have the singularity in my lifetime man why i can't i incarnate like normal this samsara is wack
today i accidentally said "usually it's a mix... but most of the time it's one or the other..."
so true.
so true.
September 28, 2023 at 5:45 PM
today i accidentally said "usually it's a mix... but most of the time it's one or the other..."
so true.
so true.
say something true and beautiful.
September 27, 2023 at 10:05 AM
say something true and beautiful.
reminder: if it's been a while since your girl asked you to feel her leg after she shaves you need to reflect on your behavior
September 23, 2023 at 6:24 AM
reminder: if it's been a while since your girl asked you to feel her leg after she shaves you need to reflect on your behavior
why my cat got the coordination and reaction time to launch himself in the air, do a 1080 and high five a fly before the fly moves .0000002 micrometers but will also get kicked in the face from me walking in a normal straight line in the only hallway theyve ever known
September 17, 2023 at 7:18 AM
why my cat got the coordination and reaction time to launch himself in the air, do a 1080 and high five a fly before the fly moves .0000002 micrometers but will also get kicked in the face from me walking in a normal straight line in the only hallway theyve ever known