Cyrus O’Merican
@cyrusomerican.bsky.social
Friend to some, hero to all
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ag2sjc34zltiuqtaoddm2rk3/feed/aaadd6xr5volo
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ag2sjc34zltiuqtaoddm2rk3/feed/aaadd6xr5volo
What does my wife want for dinner?
November 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
What does my wife want for dinner?
When mom’s favorites are in town but she can’t find a babysitter
October 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM
When mom’s favorites are in town but she can’t find a babysitter
COACH: Doug, you cover the little guy. Alex, you get the tall guy.
And Cyrus, you guard the guy with the boner
And Cyrus, you guard the guy with the boner
October 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
COACH: Doug, you cover the little guy. Alex, you get the tall guy.
And Cyrus, you guard the guy with the boner
And Cyrus, you guard the guy with the boner
It’s shaped like this so you can form a tight seal with your stomach, hips & thighs
October 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM
It’s shaped like this so you can form a tight seal with your stomach, hips & thighs
Studying for my gang initiation
August 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Studying for my gang initiation
Seniors born in 1979 are turning age 46 this year
August 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Seniors born in 1979 are turning age 46 this year
Orthodontist, periodontist, endodontist, and the dentist who recommended them all
August 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Orthodontist, periodontist, endodontist, and the dentist who recommended them all
The price of porn is going up again
August 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The price of porn is going up again
People often advocate for better education, but maybe we should just quit
July 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
People often advocate for better education, but maybe we should just quit
Inflation is fucked
May 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Inflation is fucked
VLAD (carving the Turkey at Russian Thanksgiving): What in the fuck?!?
May 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
VLAD (carving the Turkey at Russian Thanksgiving): What in the fuck?!?
It’s a crime that this isn’t plastered with
“☠️NOT DELICIOUS, DO NOT DRINK☠️”
“☠️NOT DELICIOUS, DO NOT DRINK☠️”
March 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
It’s a crime that this isn’t plastered with
“☠️NOT DELICIOUS, DO NOT DRINK☠️”
“☠️NOT DELICIOUS, DO NOT DRINK☠️”
I guess I bought this rice prematurely
March 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I guess I bought this rice prematurely
French for the cunning spices
February 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
French for the cunning spices
When Courtney died but then got reincarnated
February 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
When Courtney died but then got reincarnated
My friends unanimously voted that I should not post this with, “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Mis Hijos” because “nobody will understand it”
They unanimously think you’re stupid.
They unanimously think you’re stupid.
February 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
My friends unanimously voted that I should not post this with, “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Mis Hijos” because “nobody will understand it”
They unanimously think you’re stupid.
They unanimously think you’re stupid.