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@cyrtonyx.bsky.social
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current location: -94, 0, 71. underground base near lush caves. axolotls!!! easy lava source. amethyst geode.
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cyrtonyx.bsky.social
baz luhrmann pride + prejudice when? i'm waiting.
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
there should be one new video game console, it should only be updated once every 10 years, it should play all the games, and it should have cigarette style warning all over it about the perils of the Gamer lifestyle
June 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
BREAD & CIRCUSES - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKIELETON PUSHEN AN EMPTY CART THROU A GROCERY STORE AND THERE TRYEN TO FIGURE OUT HOW FOOD COSTS MORE AND ALSO ITS SMALLER NOW. JUST PICK ONE MOTHER FUCKER !!!!! AND DA TEXT SAY'S "BREAD AND CIRCUSES ONLY KEEP US DISTRACTED IF WE CAN AFFORD THE BREAD AND THE CIRSUS DOESNT STOP EVERY FEW MINUTES FOR AN AD BREAK " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
November 13, 2024 at 9:59 PM
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thedevil.bsky.social
April 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
NOT MY FAULT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATON SETTLEN IN FOR A LIL NAP , AND IT SAYS "NOT MY TAULT IM SLEEPY !! I HAVE POOR NITRITION, STAY UP LATE EVREY NIGHT, DRINK A LOT OF COFFEE AND BEER, RESENTFUL OF DAYTIME TASK'S, NAP WHENEVER, BODY FEELS LIKE ITS WEARING THE LEAD COAT FROM THE DENTIST, MIND FEELS LIKE ITS WEARING THE LEAD COAT " - I AM ALSO HUNGREY ALL THE TIME BUT GUESS WHAT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ILL JUST DRINK COFFEE (GAS PEDAL) OR SMOKE WHEED (BRAKE PEDAL) TO CONTROL HOW FAST IM MOVING BECUASE DA ALIEN'S WHO DESIGNED THE HUMAN BODY DIDENT PUT IN DIRECT CONTROLS, IMAGINE IF YOU HAD TO EAT 1 POTATO CHIP TO MAKE YOUR CAR TURN LEFT OR 1 FRENCH FRY TO MAKE YOUR CAR TURN RIGHT, THATS WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE DRIVING YOUR SELF AROUND INSIDE A HUMAN BODY, MAYBE I WOULDENT NEED SO MUCH EXTERNAL STIMULUS IF I COULD JUST MAKE MY BODY DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT IT TO DO SHIT!!!! FROM DA FIRST DAY IN MIDDLE SCHOOL THEY YELL AT US FOR BEIN SLEEPY WELL GUESS WHAT SCHOOL SUCKS WORK SUCKS AND IM GONNA SLEEP THRU IT IF I CAN AND THATS THAT, IF YA DONT LIKE IT THEN VOTE , SEE HOW EASY IT IS TO PRETEND ELECTORAL POLITICS IS A RELEVANT SOLUTION TO HUMAN NATURE??? - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
April 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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cassandrajean.bsky.social
Hello Villagers!
I have finished my newest Wallpaper and Calendar set, available on Gumroad now!
It's an Animal Crossing Calendar with 12 wallpapers, 2 homescreens and 28 icons in a journaling theme 💚
cassandrajean.gumroad.com/l/gnodvh
April 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
ZIP IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKEALITON BEING EXAMENED AT THE DOCTERS OFFICE AND THERE TELLEN THEM TO EAT DIFFERENT FOOD AND GIVIN THEM A LECTURE AND ITS A BIT MUCH, I WOULD NOT BE HERE IF I WAS NOT HAVING A SPECIFIC PROBLEM, PLEASE SOLVE MY SPECIFIC PROBLEM, HALF OF EVERYONES PROBLEMS IN AMERICA INVOLVES ACCESS TO MEDICAL CARE THEN WHEN YOU GET THE MEDICAL CARE THEY TALK TO YOU LIKE YOUR SHIT, EVERYONE IS SCARED AS HELL AFTER LUIGI AND THERE TRYING TO ACT BRAVE BUT THEY ARE SHOOK AND WE CAN SEE IT, THE NEWS STOPPED TALKING ABOUT HIM WHEN THEY REALIZED WERE ON HIS SIDE, THE TEXT SAYS "SHUT THE FUCK UP DOCTORS, I GIVE YOU $158.75 YOU GIVE ME AMOXICILLIN AND CLACULATATE POTASSIUM TABLETS USP 875MG/125MG*, IF I WANT COMMENTS ON MY DIET FROM SOMEONE $484,293 IN STUDENT LOAN DEBT I CAN GET THAT FOR FREE, EVER HEARD OF BLUE SKY DUMMASS???? - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
March 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
they should make a coffee that doesn't make you worry about the future
March 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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crytzerfry.bsky.social
The usual crew visits the pond #cameratrap. All four lil' reds are growing up so fast! #TeamJavelina
Collared peccaries abound!
March 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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kenergy.bsky.social
miss the first month of new horizons sm
February 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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jacobgeller.com
I am playing through the entirety of DOOM 2016 and donating one dollar for each demon I kill. All the money will go to fighting for immigrant justice. The choice of game probably has nothing to do with how I feel about ICE.
www.twitch.tv/jacobgeller
February 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
NO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A SKULL OF DA SOUL AND A GRIM REPPER OF DA EXTERNAL SELF CONVENE TO CREATE DA WHOLE - "KNOW THY SELF" NO THANKS, I HATE THAT GUY - I BEEN IN HERE THE WHOLE TIME AND IM TIRED OF SEEING "DA COBWEB'S OF DA MIND" THAT I GOT GOING ON IN HERE - THE BRAIN IS A BED WITH SHEETS U CAN NEVER WASH SO NO WONDER ITS HARD TO SLEEP AT NIGHT, DA GRIME OF YOUR LIFE TOUCH'S YOUR BODY AS YOUR TRYEN TO RELAX, IN A WORLD THAT ACCOUNT'S FOR DA NATURE OF BEING ALIVE THEY WOULD LET YOU HAVE 1 YEAR OFF EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, DA WHOLE FUCKEN YEAR FROM JANUARY 1 TO DECEBER 31, IF YOU CANT MOP THE FLOORS OF YOUR MIND THEN AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO PICK UP DA PHONE FOR A WHILE - AND AT THE END OF THE DAY WHY WOULD U WANT TO KNOW THE PERSON WHOSE MADE ALL DA BAD DECISION'S IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE FROM THE FIRST DAY? AND IF U DONT WANT TO BE FREINDS WITH YOUR SELF CAN YOU BLAME ANY ONE ELSE REALY, I DONT HAVE A SOLUTION FOR IT JUST TALKIN SOME SHIT ON MY SELF ,BUT GUESS WHAT, IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND IN 2 HOURS IM GOING TO DRINK 1.5 BEER'S AND SMOKE SOME CBD WHEED, AND THEN IM GONA HAVE SOME LOW GRADE FOOD CHEMICALY CUSTOMIZED TO CREATE ADDICTION PATTERN'S IN MY SELF , BUT FUCK IT, I HATE THAT GUY, WHO CARES IF THERE ADDICTED TO CHIP'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
February 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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xoxogossipgita.bsky.social
*wearily* please……. Can someone invent a way out that isn’t through……… please I’m dying………
February 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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hyraxeveryhour.bsky.social
February 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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hyraxeveryhour.bsky.social
February 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
HELL NO - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATON SCREAMMIN "HELL NO!!!! I DONT HAVE ANY EXECUTIVE FUNCTION, MY BRAIN AINT IN CHARGE OF ME" THINK ABOUT IT, IF YOU KNOW YOU GOTA DO A BUNCH OF CHORE'S AND PAPER WORK AND TASK'S BUT YOU DONT DO ANY OF THEM, AND YOU CANT HAVE ANY FUN IN THE MEAN TIME BECUASE THERE LINGERING OVER YOU, BUT ALSO YOU CANT DO THE TASKS, BECUASE YOU CANT MAKE YOUR BODY EVEN MOVE TO DO THEM, AND YOU CANT MAKE YOUR BRAIN MAKE THEM ETHIER, THEN WHOSE BRAIN AND BODY IS IT???? WHO ELSE IS IN THERE AND WHY ARE THEY TRYIG TO MAKE YOUR LIFE WORSE? WHY IS THIS ACT OF RESISTENCE BEING VISITED UPON PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME WHO JUST NEED TO WASH THERE FUCKEN DISHES AND MAKE A COUPLE PHONE CALL'S???? WHY DO YOU ONLY FINALLY GET DA ABILTY TO GET THE POWER TO MAKE A PHONE CALL AT 1AM WHEN THE PLACE HAS BEEN CLOSED FOR 6 HOUR'S AND WILL NOT OPEN FOR 6 HOUR'S?????? AND IF WE LIVE IN A UNIVERSE RULED BY CHAOS TTHEN WE SHOULD AT LEAST GET THE SHIT FROM MONOPOLY "BANK ERROR IN YOUR FAVOR" THEY MAKE PLENTY OF ERROR'S BUT THE DAMB THINGS ARE NEVER IN MY FAVOR - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
February 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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artologica.net
Squirrel of the Day for February 4, 2025 disapproves #sqrlpix
brown squirrel in tree, looking disapproving
February 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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hyraxeveryhour.bsky.social
January 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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maffewgregg.bsky.social
January 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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dril.bsky.social
Well i got like 100 scam DMs today. Thats pretty good. It could have been 200 or 1000. I guess theres no way to make this happen less often. The devs are doing their best. Its basically impossible to program a computer to do any thing
January 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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leyawn.bsky.social
from your perspective i’m just some guy who lives in your phone and posts words that make you chuckle. from my perspective i’m looking up at your big ugly face while I’m trapped in your phone and banging on the glass shouting get me out of here, help i’m stuck in this ugly guy’s phone
December 3, 2024 at 7:54 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
(sitting on a porch talking in a country drawl) starter packs and custom feeds and what have you. all i need is to see posts from the fellas i follow in the order they post em
November 19, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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heartboppers.bsky.social
thank zenithar it’s fredas!!
screenshot of oblivion. there’s a drunk goblin sitting in a barrel with photoshopped pabst blue ribbon beers, cigarettes, some backwoods cigars, and a bottle of what i assume is hennessy
November 15, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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hyraxeveryhour.bsky.social
October 11, 2024 at 7:00 AM