Cypris Sweetie
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Cypris Sweetie
@cyprissweetie.bsky.social
Surviving today's wtf
It is 2025. We have been to the moon, explored the ocean, and have evidence that we may be inside a black hole.
Yet, somehow, BCBS is requiring a gender transition from an unwilling patient in order to have a tumor checked for malignancy because the patient also wanted a hysterectomy.
July 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I propose a website called winkwinknudgenudge, where jobs for companies that post just so they can say they're hiring are listed.
People who don't want to waste their time on dead ends can double check before applying.
Yes, there are further notions on how a company gets on or off the list, etc.
April 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Where is my nanobot technology? I need something I can deploy, and not just wait around for.
April 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Spydere Man, Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man
April 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The body that was once mine now exists, possessed
By a body that can no longer communicate as it did
And is always angry that I do not understand
And a mind that no longer shares what it knows
Forgetful or unable
To translate in a way we can all understand
Just us three, doing our best
April 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Sometimes I forget my body is now a toddler
Unaware of the future and caught up in whims
When it used to be so practical
It screams for things that it doesn't want
And we both suffer when I give in
April 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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got one of those "just talk about books nobody wants to hear your politics" dms. buddy i am not on these apps bc i think people want to hear from me. i am here bc a witch cursed my family line long ago and now none of us can shut the fuck up
April 4, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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His ex-wife (well, one of them), Grimes, responded to this tweet: "Are these ex-wives destroying Western Civilization still in the room with you?"
March 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.

EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.

Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Do you need a break between fun and chores for your brain to know you actually enjoyed yourself?
February 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Heroes
January 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM