cypressneedles
@cypressneedles.bsky.social
NOLA. Look for me on AOL IM and ICQ.
Wait, there's another one Poydras!
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Wait, there's another one Poydras!
What the fuck is this shit?
November 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
What the fuck is this shit?
Jeez, NOLA com is really overdoing it on the font size on the homepage. It's not even "breaking news" at this point.
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Jeez, NOLA com is really overdoing it on the font size on the homepage. It's not even "breaking news" at this point.
No, it's actually the opposite. Angry and disgusted voters are far more likely to turn out in a runoff than disinterested supporters of the incumbent in a relatively minor race. That's how Hutson snuck past Gusman a few years ago, and that wasn't even a minor race.
www.nola.com/news/orleans...
www.nola.com/news/orleans...
October 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
No, it's actually the opposite. Angry and disgusted voters are far more likely to turn out in a runoff than disinterested supporters of the incumbent in a relatively minor race. That's how Hutson snuck past Gusman a few years ago, and that wasn't even a minor race.
www.nola.com/news/orleans...
www.nola.com/news/orleans...
I'm so bored at the airport that I'm reading the instructions to access the lactation pod. Kudos to whoever made the access code 8008. I see what you did there.
October 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I'm so bored at the airport that I'm reading the instructions to access the lactation pod. Kudos to whoever made the access code 8008. I see what you did there.
This can't be good. And I'm not going to find out. #nolabluesky
September 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This can't be good. And I'm not going to find out. #nolabluesky
Is this headline really AP journalistic style? It sounds like the weapon was allegedly a gun, as opposed to, say, a plunger. I thought people were subject to allegations, not objects. @kevinallman.bsky.social
September 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Is this headline really AP journalistic style? It sounds like the weapon was allegedly a gun, as opposed to, say, a plunger. I thought people were subject to allegations, not objects. @kevinallman.bsky.social
Trying to figure out if this is spam.
September 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Trying to figure out if this is spam.
If the king cake knife stays in thr box, does the Kringle knife stay in the bag?
August 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
If the king cake knife stays in thr box, does the Kringle knife stay in the bag?
I got these this week. Hmm....
July 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I got these this week. Hmm....
Narrator: "He was not, in fact, vindicated."
July 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Narrator: "He was not, in fact, vindicated."
No one felt this, Jeff Duncan.
June 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
No one felt this, Jeff Duncan.
Okay, found this on Instagram.
June 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Okay, found this on Instagram.
Thanks. The ballot is literally a piece of paper that can be easily copied. Hope it isn't too much trouble to make more.
June 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Thanks. The ballot is literally a piece of paper that can be easily copied. Hope it isn't too much trouble to make more.
This is the ballot. You mark your selection, fold the paper, and put it in a box like you're voting for student council president. Definitely a weird election
June 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
This is the ballot. You mark your selection, fold the paper, and put it in a box like you're voting for student council president. Definitely a weird election
The FEMA director probably doesn't know it's also bear mating season. We're screwed!
www.nola.com/news/environ...
www.nola.com/news/environ...
June 3, 2025 at 11:12 AM
The FEMA director probably doesn't know it's also bear mating season. We're screwed!
www.nola.com/news/environ...
www.nola.com/news/environ...
I like that the garbage truck has already been tagged by NOLA's finest graffiti artists. Does the other side say "To easy LOL"?
May 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I like that the garbage truck has already been tagged by NOLA's finest graffiti artists. Does the other side say "To easy LOL"?
"Make my bud the Chronic."
May 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
"Make my bud the Chronic."
Wait, we still have a National Weather Service?
April 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Wait, we still have a National Weather Service?
Somebody tell these guys this is a bad idea.
March 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Somebody tell these guys this is a bad idea.