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Cypressina
@cypressina.bsky.social
PhD in lesbian dance theory. Former Detective of the Gazpacho Police - solved the Wonton Killings. Currently selling a line of custom peach tree dishes.
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A reminder that Brazil arrested and charged their former dictator Bolsonaro with planning a coup and trying to overturn the 2022 elections in their country.

If only the United States had done the same instead of giving the plotter of a coup full totalitarian power of the govt.
July 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Yup.
July 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Stop pretending. The so-called ICE agents creeping around LA aren’t chasing violent criminals.

If you don’t see the racial profiling, you’re either in denial or fine with it. And since they’re incognito, no one can give a straight answer on how we’re supposed to know they’re even legit.
July 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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@zekeemanuel.bsky.social: “The other thing that I'm really worried about is we canceled the contract for developing an mRNA vaccine against flu, H5N1, that could cause a pandemic. $600 million, $2 per American as an insurance policy against the future…RFK Jr. canceled that contract.”
July 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Oh.
April 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Vulcans are often puzzled by metaphors.
But not in this case.
America is now a cybertruck barreling down the freeway at 100mph on self driving mode.

It just caught on fire and we’re stuck inside
April 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Thank you to whoever made this
April 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Happy Thursday to everyone who agrees that if you fail to remember the past, you are doomed to repeat the Great Depression.

And then you cannot blame it on President Biden, you loopy orange dipshit.
April 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Any farmers out there that can speak to whether they can get info for planting season ? Or loans to help them get through this ?

Are federal offices open to even process loan requests ?
April 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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He was alone, scared and in agony being eaten alive by fleas. He had nothing.

Now Shaggy has the 1 thing he never had... Hope 🥰🙏
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Congratulations to Judge Susan Crawford on her victory, and to the people of Wisconsin for electing a judge who believes in the rule of law and protecting our freedoms.
April 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Oh yeah, sure, you just cut off the access and—BOOM!—everything’s fine now, right? Like they weren’t rummaging through your stuff for weeks! Your data’s out there, buddy. And the FBI punishes all these anti-oligarchy hacktivists, but Elon and his DOGE crew? Nah, they just skate. Lock ‘em up already!
Judge temporarily blocks DOGE access to sensitive Social Security Administration systems
A federal judge granted a temporary restraining order in the challenge brought by unions who argued DOGE's access was unlawful.
www.cbsnews.com
April 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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A Black man just beat the record for the longest filibuster, defeating the record previously held by a man who filibustered the literal Civil Rights Act.

As the time ticked over, Cory Booker announced he did it not out of hatred for who he opposed, but out of love for those who supported him.
LIVE: Cory Booker speaks on the Senate floor
YouTube video by Associated Press
www.youtube.com
April 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Says the guy who spent millions to elect a judge that will soon be the deciding vote on a case involving Tesla’s ability to sell cars in the state.
April 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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When leaders rise, we rise with them.

Thank you, Senator Booker, for your courage and clarity and for standing up to protect our democracy.

This is how we defend democracy - together.

We've got your back.

Let's get in GOOD TROUBLE!

@booker.senate.gov
The Reformers
April 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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It's time to take action!
April 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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March 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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DOGE is actually INCREASING the deficit.

It has cut only a small fraction of what it’s claimed to cut.

And it’s cutting the IRS and CFPB — both of which GAIN revenue for the government.

So DOGE is a money loser — except for Elon Musk, who profits off fat government contracts.
March 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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March 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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March 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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March 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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March 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Gosh. If only there were an historical analogue we could study to learn about the horrors of rounding people up without due process and sending them to torture camps in other countries.
March 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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#TeslaTakedown Seattle in SODO.
March 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM