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Cynical Housewife
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Conservation is not political, tradwife since before that was a thing, I fall for everything

one half of Regina du nord on the bird app
BEFAST: Balance, Eyes, Face, Arm, Speech, Time

idk maybe they’re embracing BESLOW instead: Biggest, Embarrassment, Snoring, Loudly, in the Oval, Wow!
December 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
A real cost-per-use-calculator scenario would be handy here
December 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Who could’ve guessed that the generation who grew up with parents publicly sharing every detail about them online, from potty-training to puberty, would feel entitled to knowing sensitive private info about others and having no concept of boundaries
December 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I even changed clothes before making the dough and again before baking
December 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
It’s like where’s Waldo except his stripy shirt is magical golden retriever hairs
December 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Send these people to spend a week in the most polluted corner of earth and only let them come back when they're willing to admit our protections are worth something
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
OH NOES, are we going to have to stand outside with a hairdryer and remove the life-sized Clintons vinyl wrap from our truck windows now
December 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Made bread yesterday with my specialty tools: bowl, spatula, and an old Dutch oven

Came out perfect

Stop trying to get people to buy more stuff. According to dear leader, all anyone really needs is steel 🤷‍♀️
December 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
In the year of our lord 2025 I’ve never wanted anything less than to see the Alpha Males of the Airport grunting and red-faced groaning their way to one-upsmanship, although maybe this gets their airplane farts out before boarding so…
December 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It tells us that we all have heartburn from the current administration and the news media not standing up to it idk
December 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
“Billed to insurance” are these serious people?
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
just gassed up in Minneapolis and it was more than I paid last month

thanks Obama?
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
And MAGA Americans are going to eat this up the second the Republicans start framing it as Biden’s prices

My aunt still thinks Biden was President in 2020, because these people keep saying it
November 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It’s literally Wall-E
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM