Cynical Housewife
@cynicalhousewife.bsky.social
Conservation is not political, tradwife since before that was a thing, I fall for everything
one half of Regina du nord on the bird app
one half of Regina du nord on the bird app
The black mn license plates are really starting to piss me off because there’s a direct correlation between them and the most aggressive, worst drivers on the road
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The black mn license plates are really starting to piss me off because there’s a direct correlation between them and the most aggressive, worst drivers on the road
No one loves to use the shaka more than a middle-aged born-and-raised land-locked Minnesota white guy behind the wheel of a Land Rover defender that’s never seen more than the mean streets of deephaven
December 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
No one loves to use the shaka more than a middle-aged born-and-raised land-locked Minnesota white guy behind the wheel of a Land Rover defender that’s never seen more than the mean streets of deephaven
I’m already at that January-ish phase of winter where you just leave your snowpants on inside so you don’t have to keep changing
December 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’m already at that January-ish phase of winter where you just leave your snowpants on inside so you don’t have to keep changing
Oh I'm really looking forward to buying local, in-season bananas this winter in Minnesota
Brooke Rollins: "The farm economy -- we do have a package, a bridge package, we're finalizing ... it's just a bridge to get us to next year per the president's promise that he wasn't gonna leave any of our farmers behind."
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Oh I'm really looking forward to buying local, in-season bananas this winter in Minnesota
Yes can’t wait to wear a cashmere sweater and carry my designer bag to sit in a big tube of people’s farts for several hours
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Yes can’t wait to wear a cashmere sweater and carry my designer bag to sit in a big tube of people’s farts for several hours
Is being a pedestrian in Edina particularly bad, or are drivers and bike riders just awful as a whole
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Is being a pedestrian in Edina particularly bad, or are drivers and bike riders just awful as a whole
Everyone knows that trump needs a friend in the nyc mayors office, right? Adams was in his pocket and he knows he’s effed probably six ways to Sunday if mamdani doesn’t fall in line?
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Everyone knows that trump needs a friend in the nyc mayors office, right? Adams was in his pocket and he knows he’s effed probably six ways to Sunday if mamdani doesn’t fall in line?
It’s the guns. It’s the guns driving the whole national divide.
It’s. The. Guns.
It’s. The. Guns.
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It’s the guns. It’s the guns driving the whole national divide.
It’s. The. Guns.
It’s. The. Guns.
what in the actual journalistic integrity is this? dude has a reporter dismembered with a bonesaw at the embassy but sure jan, he's turned over a new leaf
News Analysis: Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman of Saudi Arabia was briefly a global pariah after the killing of the Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi. But he has recently behaved more cautiously in the public eye, rebuilding his image as a deal-maker and influential investor.
Trump Meeting With Saudi Prince Showcased Prince’s Makeover, and America’s
Mohammed bin Salman was briefly a global pariah after the killing of a Saudi dissident. But he has rebuilt his image as a deal-maker and influential investor.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
what in the actual journalistic integrity is this? dude has a reporter dismembered with a bonesaw at the embassy but sure jan, he's turned over a new leaf
Got my flu and covid shots Monday, took one round each of acetaminophen and ibuprofen over 18 hours for various mild aches/chills, but the easiest round of annual vaccines for me (40-something) yet
Please get your shots, y’all, and get them for your kids too
Please get your shots, y’all, and get them for your kids too
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Got my flu and covid shots Monday, took one round each of acetaminophen and ibuprofen over 18 hours for various mild aches/chills, but the easiest round of annual vaccines for me (40-something) yet
Please get your shots, y’all, and get them for your kids too
Please get your shots, y’all, and get them for your kids too
Wait but I literally asked our insurance adjuster about the hydrant that sits on the corner of our property and joked that we should get a discount and he said it doesn’t work that way
guess I’ll refer AmFam to good ol Markwayne here
guess I’ll refer AmFam to good ol Markwayne here
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Wait but I literally asked our insurance adjuster about the hydrant that sits on the corner of our property and joked that we should get a discount and he said it doesn’t work that way
guess I’ll refer AmFam to good ol Markwayne here
guess I’ll refer AmFam to good ol Markwayne here
hey @ncaa.bsky.social and @espn.com and anybody else profiting off college sports, fucking knock it off or give my dad your direct line to help him find the gopher games he wants to watch. He subscribes to every fucking thing and it’s a full time job logging him in and walking him through it
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
hey @ncaa.bsky.social and @espn.com and anybody else profiting off college sports, fucking knock it off or give my dad your direct line to help him find the gopher games he wants to watch. He subscribes to every fucking thing and it’s a full time job logging him in and walking him through it
did anybody check the job postings for this administration, was the sole qualification "must possess a punchable face"
Pressed by Stephanopoulos on the fact that electricity prices have in fact gone up, Bessent punts: "Electricity prices are a state problem ... look, there are things the federal government can control. Local electricity prices are not one of them."
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
did anybody check the job postings for this administration, was the sole qualification "must possess a punchable face"
Maybe the children will have two flights instead of thirty flights
Sean Duffy calls his move to cancel flights as "really unique action"
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Maybe the children will have two flights instead of thirty flights
Except for the one whose soul left his body when RFK cropdusted
Dr Oz: "All these drugs companies -- Eli Lilly and Novo Nordisk are well-run companies, their CEOs were in the Oval Office. They came there willingly. They were not hostages."
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Except for the one whose soul left his body when RFK cropdusted
If RFK really eats all that raw milk and meat, now we have actual proof that his farts can clear a room
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
If RFK really eats all that raw milk and meat, now we have actual proof that his farts can clear a room
Olivia Dean’s music is like a part of my soul I didn’t know was missing
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Olivia Dean’s music is like a part of my soul I didn’t know was missing
Or when Uncle Jesse sings in an airport lounge band
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Or when Uncle Jesse sings in an airport lounge band
This looks like when my 4th grader and her friends put on a really well-thought-out-and-rehearsed play, dressed in my old prom dresses and her dad’s suits
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This looks like when my 4th grader and her friends put on a really well-thought-out-and-rehearsed play, dressed in my old prom dresses and her dad’s suits
Yes I keep telling my husband who never grocery shops how cheap everything is right now and we just fill the tub with our extra cash and bathe in the glory of everything being so cheap! We laugh nightly at how much less we spend each month because costs are way down!
Ah yes, the $2 gas fantasy! Brought to you by the same guy who champions tax cuts for billionaires and tariffs that impact everyday Americans.
November 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Yes I keep telling my husband who never grocery shops how cheap everything is right now and we just fill the tub with our extra cash and bathe in the glory of everything being so cheap! We laugh nightly at how much less we spend each month because costs are way down!
Idk guys, I just picked up a target order and they gave me four free tongue scraper promo packs so I don’t know what you all mean by “Target is weird and out of touch now”
October 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Idk guys, I just picked up a target order and they gave me four free tongue scraper promo packs so I don’t know what you all mean by “Target is weird and out of touch now”
be kind, you never know who's had to convince their octogenarian mother, who has two lovely homes in wildly safe quiet idyllic parts of Minnesota, that the CEO moving in next door doesn't have anyone "after him", nor are these fictional Bad Guys going to shoot her by accident
October 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
be kind, you never know who's had to convince their octogenarian mother, who has two lovely homes in wildly safe quiet idyllic parts of Minnesota, that the CEO moving in next door doesn't have anyone "after him", nor are these fictional Bad Guys going to shoot her by accident
Y’all I’m sick and tired of having to walk in traffic just so people can bike on the sidewalk with their kid
October 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Y’all I’m sick and tired of having to walk in traffic just so people can bike on the sidewalk with their kid
Is Cathy Engelbert wearing a cactus dress tonight?
October 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Is Cathy Engelbert wearing a cactus dress tonight?
nah, nate tibbetts screaming right up in that ref's face absolutely requires an ejection, that kind of intimidating behavior is gross and unacceptable
October 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
nah, nate tibbetts screaming right up in that ref's face absolutely requires an ejection, that kind of intimidating behavior is gross and unacceptable