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“Featherless Biped” not in an esteem for Plato way, but in a Diogenes brandishing a plucked chicken way
men in my family: constant ball & chain 'I hate my wife' jokes about how terrible marriage is & its only a matter of time before my husband & I hate each other
my husband's father & uncles: always saying how perfect my husband & I are together & what a long happy marriage we're bound to have
my husband's father & uncles: always saying how perfect my husband & I are together & what a long happy marriage we're bound to have
August 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
men in my family: constant ball & chain 'I hate my wife' jokes about how terrible marriage is & its only a matter of time before my husband & I hate each other
my husband's father & uncles: always saying how perfect my husband & I are together & what a long happy marriage we're bound to have
my husband's father & uncles: always saying how perfect my husband & I are together & what a long happy marriage we're bound to have
First time the boots were actually too big, second time was in professionally fitted hiking boots, and the running shoes are also professionally fitted. I’m just cursed lol.
April 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
First time the boots were actually too big, second time was in professionally fitted hiking boots, and the running shoes are also professionally fitted. I’m just cursed lol.
It’s like how humans forget how awful childbirth is so that we’ll have more children after our first… Lost all my toenails & couldn’t move the next day. AllTrails is off by at least two miles & don’t get me started on how awful traversing the bog was… yet I have exclusively positive feeling about it
March 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It’s like how humans forget how awful childbirth is so that we’ll have more children after our first… Lost all my toenails & couldn’t move the next day. AllTrails is off by at least two miles & don’t get me started on how awful traversing the bog was… yet I have exclusively positive feeling about it
But also… I’ve hiked 20+ miles in one day (hitting the 1st & 4th tallest peaks in the ADK in one go) with zero training AND having forgotten my lunch. I could TOTALLY do a trail marathon with the proper training and nutrition.
March 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
But also… I’ve hiked 20+ miles in one day (hitting the 1st & 4th tallest peaks in the ADK in one go) with zero training AND having forgotten my lunch. I could TOTALLY do a trail marathon with the proper training and nutrition.