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cyllan
@cyllan.bsky.social
ADHD means there will be no rhyme nor reason to my content.

Mostly posting about mundane home life but as the antithesis of Trad Wife bullshit.
I described this essay to my bestie as having "and then she ran into my knife. She ran into my knife ten times" sorts of vibes...

Hook and set.
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
But communication from a corporate entity must be different than communication from a private individual with no association to the corporation. They can't be the same.

And yes, this ALSO sucks.
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
So small! So fuzzy! Please tell Puppy that is is bestest
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I learned that about a college friend, and... yup.
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I truly don't get this "but what if your friend/hero is found to be awful?" freakout.

Like, then I was wrong, and that sucks and I'm going to be angry (so very very angry), and I will drop their ass and be really sad for a while as I try to figure out how to pick better friends
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I do so love the infinite variety of people 😀
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Fascinating! They scream "Penguin Classics" to me? Like, that's a book I was forced to read in high school about an annoying dude being a dudebro.
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
@mostlybree.kitrocha.com, the covers on these books are so awful!

Blocks of color; no illustration or photos or anything. Give me back my 1980s swooning heroine!
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Oh wow.

I haven't done that for well over 30 years, but you just triggered an amazingly strong physical sense memory.

I bet I could get back to 30 second or less with just a few practice rolls...
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I blocked him before getting to that point, and whoo-boy was that the right call.

I need a shower.
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Sometimes I'm really glad we didn't get to fully stress-test some folks...
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
But also, right here, right now, I Do Not Care. I'm not interesting in nuanced discussions; I need people firmly saying, "This shit was and is bad, and we do not support it."

We can quibble over nuance...later. Much later.
November 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I think it's targeting Time Travelers who are their own fathers, honestly.

But maybe I'm just Having A Day
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
An itchy one
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Yeah, no.
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Right?!?
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Holy shit!
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I have sent a crab rave to my bio-studying offspring who has been waiting for this day
November 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM