Emmelevenas 🏳️⚧️
@cyborggrizzly.bsky.social
I shitpost more than I should but less than I need to
Game designer, writer, streamer
^ things I try to be
Developer, gamer, cat mom, atheist
^ things I am
Musician, artist
^ things I wish I didn't leave behind
Game designer, writer, streamer
^ things I try to be
Developer, gamer, cat mom, atheist
^ things I am
Musician, artist
^ things I wish I didn't leave behind
After doing a bunch of tired, ad-riddled research on cat training tips, I decided to go to ChatGPT (I know, gross, bear with me) and instead of assuming that River was some sort of animal, it started giving tips on how to get a girl to trust me by Pavlov-ing her emotionally.
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
After doing a bunch of tired, ad-riddled research on cat training tips, I decided to go to ChatGPT (I know, gross, bear with me) and instead of assuming that River was some sort of animal, it started giving tips on how to get a girl to trust me by Pavlov-ing her emotionally.
You what the fuck is this?
November 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
You what the fuck is this?
49 wholesome rewards. I love democracy
September 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
49 wholesome rewards. I love democracy
You know what? Just... Just serve the soup in the bag next time
August 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
You know what? Just... Just serve the soup in the bag next time
But you literally can. Who the fuck wrote the copy for this?
August 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
But you literally can. Who the fuck wrote the copy for this?
@jessiegender.bsky.social I think my kitty wants to be friends with your kitties (she has never paid attention to cats on the TV before)
July 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
@jessiegender.bsky.social I think my kitty wants to be friends with your kitties (she has never paid attention to cats on the TV before)
yep. solid gold
July 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
yep. solid gold
So, how many of us noticed the stupid gold brick they call the Trump phone has exactly 14 dots on the fingerprint sensor in the image? Suspicious
June 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
So, how many of us noticed the stupid gold brick they call the Trump phone has exactly 14 dots on the fingerprint sensor in the image? Suspicious
Today was fledgling day, and Larry and Curly were long gone when I finally checked the cam. I think Moe enjoyed being king of the castle for a little bit before taking off (falling gracelessly) to join them
May 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Today was fledgling day, and Larry and Curly were long gone when I finally checked the cam. I think Moe enjoyed being king of the castle for a little bit before taking off (falling gracelessly) to join them
Minecraft is now a text based adventure game
May 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Minecraft is now a text based adventure game
Just realized I never sent the follow up to this, but that was an incredibly apt description
AND IT'S A FINGER TATTOO
AND IT'S A FINGER TATTOO
May 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Just realized I never sent the follow up to this, but that was an incredibly apt description
AND IT'S A FINGER TATTOO
AND IT'S A FINGER TATTOO
Is it weird that I want to post about these baby birds as if they were my own children?
"This weekend, we were blessed with three beautiful angels. Mama is doing well and the kids seem to be in great health."
"This weekend, we were blessed with three beautiful angels. Mama is doing well and the kids seem to be in great health."
May 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Is it weird that I want to post about these baby birds as if they were my own children?
"This weekend, we were blessed with three beautiful angels. Mama is doing well and the kids seem to be in great health."
"This weekend, we were blessed with three beautiful angels. Mama is doing well and the kids seem to be in great health."
I love knowing this little mama is just outside my door
April 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I love knowing this little mama is just outside my door
I hope these motherfuckers are good for rent
April 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I hope these motherfuckers are good for rent
Sorry, can't. I have to charge my horse.
April 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Sorry, can't. I have to charge my horse.
"Former educator" does not know how to spell "superintendent" and claims average class grade of A-.
Sure bud
Sure bud
March 27, 2025 at 8:49 AM
"Former educator" does not know how to spell "superintendent" and claims average class grade of A-.
Sure bud
Sure bud
Wake up, new pronouns just dropped
March 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Wake up, new pronouns just dropped
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky.
March 23, 2025 at 6:56 AM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky.
She has made herself a nest
March 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
She has made herself a nest
Distimguiged gemtleman
March 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Distimguiged gemtleman
March 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Oh no, lobotomy!
March 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Oh no, lobotomy!