Emmelevenas 🏳️⚧️
@cyborggrizzly.bsky.social
I shitpost more than I should but less than I need to
Game designer, writer, streamer
^ things I try to be
Developer, gamer, cat mom, atheist
^ things I am
Musician, artist
^ things I wish I didn't leave behind
Game designer, writer, streamer
^ things I try to be
Developer, gamer, cat mom, atheist
^ things I am
Musician, artist
^ things I wish I didn't leave behind
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Haha, you fool. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never debate with an informed leftist," but only slightly less well known is this: "Never trust a trans lesbian when she tells you her book is a high fantasy when queer romance is on the line"
Jubilee should be ashamed for allowing Piers Morgan to make *any* trans claims without absolutely packing the panel with actual trans people and gender experts.
And I can't believe he got the clearest answer to one of his claims given to him by an 18 year old and all he could do is laugh. Sham show
And I can't believe he got the clearest answer to one of his claims given to him by an 18 year old and all he could do is laugh. Sham show
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Jubilee should be ashamed for allowing Piers Morgan to make *any* trans claims without absolutely packing the panel with actual trans people and gender experts.
And I can't believe he got the clearest answer to one of his claims given to him by an 18 year old and all he could do is laugh. Sham show
And I can't believe he got the clearest answer to one of his claims given to him by an 18 year old and all he could do is laugh. Sham show
Good evening, Sharks.
I am the founder of ReNews.AI, our product is a smart TV plugin that changes the news badges on CNN and MSNBC to Fox News. Our target demographic is children of boomers who watch too much cable news. I saw $2.4 million in sales today and am seeking $1.4 million for a 2% stake
I am the founder of ReNews.AI, our product is a smart TV plugin that changes the news badges on CNN and MSNBC to Fox News. Our target demographic is children of boomers who watch too much cable news. I saw $2.4 million in sales today and am seeking $1.4 million for a 2% stake
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Good evening, Sharks.
I am the founder of ReNews.AI, our product is a smart TV plugin that changes the news badges on CNN and MSNBC to Fox News. Our target demographic is children of boomers who watch too much cable news. I saw $2.4 million in sales today and am seeking $1.4 million for a 2% stake
I am the founder of ReNews.AI, our product is a smart TV plugin that changes the news badges on CNN and MSNBC to Fox News. Our target demographic is children of boomers who watch too much cable news. I saw $2.4 million in sales today and am seeking $1.4 million for a 2% stake
After doing a bunch of tired, ad-riddled research on cat training tips, I decided to go to ChatGPT (I know, gross, bear with me) and instead of assuming that River was some sort of animal, it started giving tips on how to get a girl to trust me by Pavlov-ing her emotionally.
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
After doing a bunch of tired, ad-riddled research on cat training tips, I decided to go to ChatGPT (I know, gross, bear with me) and instead of assuming that River was some sort of animal, it started giving tips on how to get a girl to trust me by Pavlov-ing her emotionally.
You what the fuck is this?
November 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
You what the fuck is this?
I kind of hate when people respond right away in dating apps in the middle of the night. Like, are you a bot, or are you too much like me?
November 15, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I kind of hate when people respond right away in dating apps in the middle of the night. Like, are you a bot, or are you too much like me?
Maybe I'm the stupid one, but what if we had a semi-annual sustaining vote for the office of president and if a president can't maintain a 45% sustaining vote, they get booted and the VP takes over, subject to the same sustaining votes?
Too much overturn? Maybe. Logistical nightmare? Absolutely.
Too much overturn? Maybe. Logistical nightmare? Absolutely.
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Maybe I'm the stupid one, but what if we had a semi-annual sustaining vote for the office of president and if a president can't maintain a 45% sustaining vote, they get booted and the VP takes over, subject to the same sustaining votes?
Too much overturn? Maybe. Logistical nightmare? Absolutely.
Too much overturn? Maybe. Logistical nightmare? Absolutely.
Me: Why are there so many lesbians here?
My totally real personal assistant: *whispers in my ear*
Me: a WHAT app???
Me: alright then
My totally real personal assistant: *whispers in my ear*
Me: a WHAT app???
Me: alright then
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Me: Why are there so many lesbians here?
My totally real personal assistant: *whispers in my ear*
Me: a WHAT app???
Me: alright then
My totally real personal assistant: *whispers in my ear*
Me: a WHAT app???
Me: alright then
Nothing warms my cold heart quite like just seeing other trans people living their lives, working with older people who respect their name and pronouns and literally just being a human
November 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Nothing warms my cold heart quite like just seeing other trans people living their lives, working with older people who respect their name and pronouns and literally just being a human
Two nasty looking switches over here, but I'm not going to be the first
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Two nasty looking switches over here, but I'm not going to be the first
If your notification starts with "You have 24h to li..." I will take that as a threat
November 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
If your notification starts with "You have 24h to li..." I will take that as a threat
Not a day goes by that I don't regret not putting "Nems" as my middle name
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Not a day goes by that I don't regret not putting "Nems" as my middle name
And for my next trick, I will thread a needle by hand
November 5, 2025 at 11:19 AM
And for my next trick, I will thread a needle by hand
Nothing quite like logging into your local gitea and finding that at some point registration was turned back on and you have nearly 50 thousand new users! And 100,000 new repositories!
Sigh.
Sigh.
November 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Nothing quite like logging into your local gitea and finding that at some point registration was turned back on and you have nearly 50 thousand new users! And 100,000 new repositories!
Sigh.
Sigh.
A lot of people have been asking "where are you?" so I think I owe you an apology. It's just that I haven't been able to sleep or even dream. Something something sick strange darkness
October 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
A lot of people have been asking "where are you?" so I think I owe you an apology. It's just that I haven't been able to sleep or even dream. Something something sick strange darkness
I am officially now of the opinion that the majority of modern horror is too high concept to be scary. "The monster of this film represents grief/regret/cowardice/difficulties surviving single motherhood with a neurodivergent child/bigotry" So... not a monster then? Cool.
October 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I am officially now of the opinion that the majority of modern horror is too high concept to be scary. "The monster of this film represents grief/regret/cowardice/difficulties surviving single motherhood with a neurodivergent child/bigotry" So... not a monster then? Cool.
Spring is the only season you can't name your daughter after
October 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Spring is the only season you can't name your daughter after
Cheese and apples go together. Fuck you, go try it before you say shit
October 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Cheese and apples go together. Fuck you, go try it before you say shit
It's a bit fucked up to mail a trans person's amended birth certificate to their deadname
October 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It's a bit fucked up to mail a trans person's amended birth certificate to their deadname
If your click bait is something like "You're WRONG about xyz..." or "You don't know abc" then I'm just going to be like "Yeah, probably" and not click it
October 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
If your click bait is something like "You're WRONG about xyz..." or "You don't know abc" then I'm just going to be like "Yeah, probably" and not click it
I just witnessed the most incredible thing. My cat, clearly fed up with all of my alarms, walked up to my phone, and through sheer dumb luck, hit the stop button.
The cat has become too powerful
The cat has become too powerful
October 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I just witnessed the most incredible thing. My cat, clearly fed up with all of my alarms, walked up to my phone, and through sheer dumb luck, hit the stop button.
The cat has become too powerful
The cat has become too powerful
I'd wager a guess that over 90% of modern Minecraft players don't know why you get two leads from the crafting recipe
September 29, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I'd wager a guess that over 90% of modern Minecraft players don't know why you get two leads from the crafting recipe
DRM is so stupid. Like, c'mon, digits don't have rights
September 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM
DRM is so stupid. Like, c'mon, digits don't have rights
I'm back on that "can I find a soft serve machine that makes actual soft server without going bankrupt" grind. The answer is always no, and I always come away empty handed
September 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I'm back on that "can I find a soft serve machine that makes actual soft server without going bankrupt" grind. The answer is always no, and I always come away empty handed
I might watch a Coppola movies later. Probably start with Megalopalypse Now
September 13, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I might watch a Coppola movies later. Probably start with Megalopalypse Now
@deno.land 2.5 addresses literally everything I've been working around for the past month or so on my personal project. I will forever be a Denosaur, and anything short of going closed source will kill it for me.
Every update since 2.0 has been solid gold.
Every update since 2.0 has been solid gold.
September 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
@deno.land 2.5 addresses literally everything I've been working around for the past month or so on my personal project. I will forever be a Denosaur, and anything short of going closed source will kill it for me.
Every update since 2.0 has been solid gold.
Every update since 2.0 has been solid gold.