@cybermule.bsky.social
Things my beloved furry child views with disgust:
Whisky
Dill pickles
Mud from the river Severn
Whisky
Dill pickles
Mud from the river Severn
June 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Things my beloved furry child views with disgust:
Whisky
Dill pickles
Mud from the river Severn
Whisky
Dill pickles
Mud from the river Severn
Conversations with other women.
If you work at the local corner shop in a deprived area and raised 7 sons on your own, you're a badarse bitch. If all your sons are becoming doctors and surgeons and upstanding people, they fucking got that from you. You're badarse bitch zero.
If you work at the local corner shop in a deprived area and raised 7 sons on your own, you're a badarse bitch. If all your sons are becoming doctors and surgeons and upstanding people, they fucking got that from you. You're badarse bitch zero.
May 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Conversations with other women.
If you work at the local corner shop in a deprived area and raised 7 sons on your own, you're a badarse bitch. If all your sons are becoming doctors and surgeons and upstanding people, they fucking got that from you. You're badarse bitch zero.
If you work at the local corner shop in a deprived area and raised 7 sons on your own, you're a badarse bitch. If all your sons are becoming doctors and surgeons and upstanding people, they fucking got that from you. You're badarse bitch zero.
22 yrs ago my dad died. He was the same age as me. Brilliant Creative Funny. Neurodivergent. And an addict.
I'm having a quiet weekend of gardening & fixing & thinking. Watched V for Vendetta with my beautiful child who reminds me of the best parts of my ancestors. And I keep moving forward.
I'm having a quiet weekend of gardening & fixing & thinking. Watched V for Vendetta with my beautiful child who reminds me of the best parts of my ancestors. And I keep moving forward.
May 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
22 yrs ago my dad died. He was the same age as me. Brilliant Creative Funny. Neurodivergent. And an addict.
I'm having a quiet weekend of gardening & fixing & thinking. Watched V for Vendetta with my beautiful child who reminds me of the best parts of my ancestors. And I keep moving forward.
I'm having a quiet weekend of gardening & fixing & thinking. Watched V for Vendetta with my beautiful child who reminds me of the best parts of my ancestors. And I keep moving forward.
Honestly FML. I'm so fkn tired however much I sleep. Time to turn in🤣
May 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Honestly FML. I'm so fkn tired however much I sleep. Time to turn in🤣
Week 3 of cleaning job over, finally clocking in the clean in the right amount of time. Slightly under today just to prove a point 😎
Honestly, it's satisfying. Finish up. Turn off lights and close doors. Set the alarms, lock up and go home. You don't get that buzz PA-ing for a sociopathic boss.
Honestly, it's satisfying. Finish up. Turn off lights and close doors. Set the alarms, lock up and go home. You don't get that buzz PA-ing for a sociopathic boss.
May 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Week 3 of cleaning job over, finally clocking in the clean in the right amount of time. Slightly under today just to prove a point 😎
Honestly, it's satisfying. Finish up. Turn off lights and close doors. Set the alarms, lock up and go home. You don't get that buzz PA-ing for a sociopathic boss.
Honestly, it's satisfying. Finish up. Turn off lights and close doors. Set the alarms, lock up and go home. You don't get that buzz PA-ing for a sociopathic boss.
The weather in the SW corner of the British Isles mass is definitely weird. April saw a couple of mini heatwaves, wildfires and impending droughts. Suddenly everything switched and it's bright and dry and fucking cold.
May 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The weather in the SW corner of the British Isles mass is definitely weird. April saw a couple of mini heatwaves, wildfires and impending droughts. Suddenly everything switched and it's bright and dry and fucking cold.
You think you're having a bad Tuesday? My local leisure centre put Zumba in the yoga room today. FML
May 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
You think you're having a bad Tuesday? My local leisure centre put Zumba in the yoga room today. FML
Didn't realise it was VR day until late afternoon. Nearly as good as winning whamageddon. Every year. Because that's an undocumented autism bonus trait
May 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Didn't realise it was VR day until late afternoon. Nearly as good as winning whamageddon. Every year. Because that's an undocumented autism bonus trait
Play stupid games. Asleep @8pm now wide awake. FML. It's weird being awake at 1 am on bank holiday Monday in a small suburban town. Walked to the 24 hour garage to buy a cold can of pop and reset my brain.
May 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Play stupid games. Asleep @8pm now wide awake. FML. It's weird being awake at 1 am on bank holiday Monday in a small suburban town. Walked to the 24 hour garage to buy a cold can of pop and reset my brain.
I probably need to focus on this account for a bit 🤣
May 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I probably need to focus on this account for a bit 🤣
Changed all my bed linen to brushed cotton a few weeks ago before we went on our annual caravan jaunt to North Wales. It's now fucking sweltering in Bristol so changing it all back to Egyptian cotton has been a dream. Loving the Atlantic adjacent life 🤣
May 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Changed all my bed linen to brushed cotton a few weeks ago before we went on our annual caravan jaunt to North Wales. It's now fucking sweltering in Bristol so changing it all back to Egyptian cotton has been a dream. Loving the Atlantic adjacent life 🤣
It's too hot. I can't sleep. Lissy is a melted furry splat in front of the fan. Everything sucks
May 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It's too hot. I can't sleep. Lissy is a melted furry splat in front of the fan. Everything sucks
#MaternalIncantations
Do your second weekly 2.5 hr cleaning shift in sweltering heat, return home with the correct beverages & magic a fridge clean out of yr arse. The moment that magic arse touches a seat, a lanky teen and hollow eyed tuxedo cat will magically appear singing of hunger and neglect 🤣
Do your second weekly 2.5 hr cleaning shift in sweltering heat, return home with the correct beverages & magic a fridge clean out of yr arse. The moment that magic arse touches a seat, a lanky teen and hollow eyed tuxedo cat will magically appear singing of hunger and neglect 🤣
May 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
#MaternalIncantations
Do your second weekly 2.5 hr cleaning shift in sweltering heat, return home with the correct beverages & magic a fridge clean out of yr arse. The moment that magic arse touches a seat, a lanky teen and hollow eyed tuxedo cat will magically appear singing of hunger and neglect 🤣
Do your second weekly 2.5 hr cleaning shift in sweltering heat, return home with the correct beverages & magic a fridge clean out of yr arse. The moment that magic arse touches a seat, a lanky teen and hollow eyed tuxedo cat will magically appear singing of hunger and neglect 🤣
Squeaked that one in 🤣
April 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Squeaked that one in 🤣
Had a bridge fitted. My poor teeth have maybe been too good & are now suffering wear and tear. Sigh.
On the bright side, my dentist is cute in a pleasant unattainable way. Like he's a bloke half my age and probably gay. But he wears a cyberpunk eyepiece and he's Scottish and he winked at me lol
On the bright side, my dentist is cute in a pleasant unattainable way. Like he's a bloke half my age and probably gay. But he wears a cyberpunk eyepiece and he's Scottish and he winked at me lol
April 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Had a bridge fitted. My poor teeth have maybe been too good & are now suffering wear and tear. Sigh.
On the bright side, my dentist is cute in a pleasant unattainable way. Like he's a bloke half my age and probably gay. But he wears a cyberpunk eyepiece and he's Scottish and he winked at me lol
On the bright side, my dentist is cute in a pleasant unattainable way. Like he's a bloke half my age and probably gay. But he wears a cyberpunk eyepiece and he's Scottish and he winked at me lol
Just deployed full on mum voice at some little shits lipping the mild mannered cashier in Tesco Express. Might be time to go home and calm my tits.
April 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Just deployed full on mum voice at some little shits lipping the mild mannered cashier in Tesco Express. Might be time to go home and calm my tits.
Ahh. There is some good left in the world
www.itv.com
April 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Ahh. There is some good left in the world
Went to watch Warfare with the kid. Couldn't cope. Either of us. So we left. First time ever for a movie.
April 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Went to watch Warfare with the kid. Couldn't cope. Either of us. So we left. First time ever for a movie.
Piece of shit.
April 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Piece of shit.
First shift of new cleaning job. That'll be two days a week I definitely hit my step count
April 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
First shift of new cleaning job. That'll be two days a week I definitely hit my step count
Hahaha. STFU Sharon
Kneecap: Sharon Osbourne calls for US visas to be revoked after Coachella
Kneecap performed at a music festival in California where they ended their set with pro-Palestinian messages.
www.bbc.com
April 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Hahaha. STFU Sharon