mr baby
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hmmmm let’s see…. special little joke enthusiast. sports! (but very specific teams). starting fresh! publichealth/epi/harmreduction. MPH candidate. nyc
Every single day I think about how I would explain the internet to an un-contacted tribe and lately it’s seeming like a losing battle
February 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Every single day I think about how I would explain the internet to an un-contacted tribe and lately it’s seeming like a losing battle
i can’t believe i’m saying this but core future (present??) democratic strategy has got to involve Mr. Beast on their side.
If Musk is the oligarch of today, Mr.Beast is the oligarch of tomorrow
If Musk is the oligarch of today, Mr.Beast is the oligarch of tomorrow
February 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
i can’t believe i’m saying this but core future (present??) democratic strategy has got to involve Mr. Beast on their side.
If Musk is the oligarch of today, Mr.Beast is the oligarch of tomorrow
If Musk is the oligarch of today, Mr.Beast is the oligarch of tomorrow
all my friends and family just assumed i would go to times square for nye jus t bc i live here. nah you can find me in the drag bar with my minecraft glasses on 😎
January 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
all my friends and family just assumed i would go to times square for nye jus t bc i live here. nah you can find me in the drag bar with my minecraft glasses on 😎
happy “go through your 2024 liked tweet/skeets and giggle at all the things that made you laugh this year” to all that celebrate
December 31, 2024 at 4:48 PM
happy “go through your 2024 liked tweet/skeets and giggle at all the things that made you laugh this year” to all that celebrate
“former wide receiver” 💀💀💀💀💀
December 31, 2024 at 5:44 AM
“former wide receiver” 💀💀💀💀💀
in the future Mr. Beast games contestants should be forced to have an identifying tattoo so the rest of society knows they could mentally melt down and murder them at any moment
December 31, 2024 at 5:38 AM
in the future Mr. Beast games contestants should be forced to have an identifying tattoo so the rest of society knows they could mentally melt down and murder them at any moment
“the killing spree continues as officials reported the seventh Mr. Beast games contestant murder-suicide this month. Officials attribute this shocking trend to the incredible trauma and psychological torture contestants endured during the games”
December 31, 2024 at 5:33 AM
“the killing spree continues as officials reported the seventh Mr. Beast games contestant murder-suicide this month. Officials attribute this shocking trend to the incredible trauma and psychological torture contestants endured during the games”
legitimately looks like an 8th grade media class edited this
December 31, 2024 at 5:16 AM
legitimately looks like an 8th grade media class edited this
the editing in Mr. Beast games is fucking insane. absolutely howling
December 31, 2024 at 5:15 AM
the editing in Mr. Beast games is fucking insane. absolutely howling
i need theo von to meet that john deer tractor kid
December 29, 2024 at 1:41 AM
i need theo von to meet that john deer tractor kid
every year the candy/soda/cinnamon roll christmas breakfast gives a bigger and bigger migraine
December 25, 2024 at 5:03 PM
every year the candy/soda/cinnamon roll christmas breakfast gives a bigger and bigger migraine
TSA pre-check was an all time W decision
December 25, 2024 at 10:01 AM
TSA pre-check was an all time W decision
i actually think we’re TOO connected and that’s not even a funny tweet
December 24, 2024 at 10:39 PM
i actually think we’re TOO connected and that’s not even a funny tweet
As bowl games become more obsolete, i think in 5 years all bowls will exist for the bit — that is we will have 30 pop tart bowl copycats
December 20, 2024 at 2:07 PM
As bowl games become more obsolete, i think in 5 years all bowls will exist for the bit — that is we will have 30 pop tart bowl copycats
the rule of thumb is this: shit always make more sense on youtube than it does in lecture (i don’t make the rules)
December 20, 2024 at 3:56 AM
the rule of thumb is this: shit always make more sense on youtube than it does in lecture (i don’t make the rules)
there’s a lot of things from my childhood that suck but not ever being exposed to an everything bagel might be the worst one. they fuckin rip man
December 19, 2024 at 11:18 PM
there’s a lot of things from my childhood that suck but not ever being exposed to an everything bagel might be the worst one. they fuckin rip man
Shane Gillis: [getting paid to be on random podcast] hahaha dude i saw this funny video this one time and it was so cool and dumb and funny
pull it up it’s so funny isn’t that funny?
pull it up it’s so funny isn’t that funny?
December 13, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Shane Gillis: [getting paid to be on random podcast] hahaha dude i saw this funny video this one time and it was so cool and dumb and funny
pull it up it’s so funny isn’t that funny?
pull it up it’s so funny isn’t that funny?
it’s duolingo but for playing the guitar! (guitar hero)
December 13, 2024 at 10:18 PM
it’s duolingo but for playing the guitar! (guitar hero)
the human urge to hang your coat on the first available coat-hanging-surface after walking in the apt… i’m now 0-46 this winter in actually hanging it on the rack, or you know, the closet
December 13, 2024 at 4:02 AM
the human urge to hang your coat on the first available coat-hanging-surface after walking in the apt… i’m now 0-46 this winter in actually hanging it on the rack, or you know, the closet
Reposted by mr baby
Also! If your go-to is “they’ll just spend the money on alcohol + drugs”, consider that:
- going cold turkey off of alcohol as a regular consumer of it is very unsafe, like “time for the ICU” unsafe,
- that doesn’t happen as much as you think, and
- you also spend your money on drugs and alcohol
- going cold turkey off of alcohol as a regular consumer of it is very unsafe, like “time for the ICU” unsafe,
- that doesn’t happen as much as you think, and
- you also spend your money on drugs and alcohol
I’ll emphasize again the value of either cash or a gift card to a grocer/Walmart. People get very weird about this. But imagine you had to ask a stranger for money to buy yeast infection ointment? Or a laxative? The gift of dignity is huge. Let people take care of themselves.
December 12, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Also! If your go-to is “they’ll just spend the money on alcohol + drugs”, consider that:
- going cold turkey off of alcohol as a regular consumer of it is very unsafe, like “time for the ICU” unsafe,
- that doesn’t happen as much as you think, and
- you also spend your money on drugs and alcohol
- going cold turkey off of alcohol as a regular consumer of it is very unsafe, like “time for the ICU” unsafe,
- that doesn’t happen as much as you think, and
- you also spend your money on drugs and alcohol
this cfb season is absolutely fucked lmao
December 11, 2024 at 10:57 PM
this cfb season is absolutely fucked lmao
bluesky doesn’t have a place to keep my shitty jokes that i’m too afraid to post so now i just sadly delete them
December 10, 2024 at 10:37 PM
bluesky doesn’t have a place to keep my shitty jokes that i’m too afraid to post so now i just sadly delete them
Luigi is gonna represent himself in court isn’t he
December 10, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Luigi is gonna represent himself in court isn’t he
“bad year for my favorite sports team’s athletic trainers and outside medical consultants” is a statement i never thought i would say in my life
December 9, 2024 at 9:34 PM
“bad year for my favorite sports team’s athletic trainers and outside medical consultants” is a statement i never thought i would say in my life
Reposted by mr baby
Every time you claim that fentanyl kills with passive touch, he’s summoned
December 9, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Every time you claim that fentanyl kills with passive touch, he’s summoned