Chris Washington
@cwashington.bsky.social
I'm just this guy, you know?
Craig kicks arse at it. Lazenby rage quits, Brosnan keeps complaining about being given "the bad controller".
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Craig kicks arse at it. Lazenby rage quits, Brosnan keeps complaining about being given "the bad controller".
This can't be too hard to knit, right?
Apple made a $230 crossbody… sock
The iPhone Pocket isn’t really a pocket at all.
www.theverge.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This can't be too hard to knit, right?
Yup. You'd read it and begin to shut down as your soul leaves your body. Done.
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Yup. You'd read it and begin to shut down as your soul leaves your body. Done.
Notes for how noisy the bin men are.
"Occasional whistling, turning loud later."
"Occasional whistling, turning loud later."
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Notes for how noisy the bin men are.
"Occasional whistling, turning loud later."
"Occasional whistling, turning loud later."
Oh.. Oh no...
a man is sitting on the floor with the words `` not like this . ''
Alt: The "not like this" scene from The Matrix
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Oh.. Oh no...
"Stay... still... Bramble."
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"Stay... still... Bramble."
Voiced by Erika Ishii, who is cool as fuck. Looking forward to playing it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Voiced by Erika Ishii, who is cool as fuck. Looking forward to playing it.
One Bond, after getting shot
"Call... a... bondulance.."
"Call... a... bondulance.."
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
One Bond, after getting shot
"Call... a... bondulance.."
"Call... a... bondulance.."
Nigel "Haw Haw" Farage
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Nigel "Haw Haw" Farage
Musk seething for 48 hours straight, while she's well rested, enjoying a lovely cup of tea and petting her cat.
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Musk seething for 48 hours straight, while she's well rested, enjoying a lovely cup of tea and petting her cat.
"Welcome to my warehouse lair, Mr Bond. Thanks to my army of stock room automatons, you will find that escape is quite impossible. How fitting that you will die in the ha ha ha- prime of your life!"
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
"Welcome to my warehouse lair, Mr Bond. Thanks to my army of stock room automatons, you will find that escape is quite impossible. How fitting that you will die in the ha ha ha- prime of your life!"
"I hate virtue signallers!"
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
"I hate virtue signallers!"
Websites that hijack the back button to send you to a page full of ads "before you go" 🤬
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Websites that hijack the back button to send you to a page full of ads "before you go" 🤬
The stuff he posts are admissions you couldn't waterboard out of me.
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
The stuff he posts are admissions you couldn't waterboard out of me.
Why does he keep dunking on himself?
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Why does he keep dunking on himself?
Daniel Craig: I'd rather slash my wrists than play James Bond again | Daniel Craig | The Guardian
Daniel Craig: I'd rather slash my wrists than play James Bond again
After four films as 007, British actor says if he did reprise role, ‘it would be only for the money’
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Daniel Craig: I'd rather slash my wrists than play James Bond again | Daniel Craig | The Guardian
The Icelandic father in the Eurovision movie.
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
The Icelandic father in the Eurovision movie.
If I remember correctly, it was because they desperately wanted Daniel Craig to come back for one more movie, but he was done after Spectre.
He'd come back on the condition he died at the end.
So it looks like they didn't plan for anything more than getting him in another film.
He'd come back on the condition he died at the end.
So it looks like they didn't plan for anything more than getting him in another film.
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
If I remember correctly, it was because they desperately wanted Daniel Craig to come back for one more movie, but he was done after Spectre.
He'd come back on the condition he died at the end.
So it looks like they didn't plan for anything more than getting him in another film.
He'd come back on the condition he died at the end.
So it looks like they didn't plan for anything more than getting him in another film.
Have a movie where "Bond" is just a code name given to 007 and previous Bonds still exist in that universe.
Bring back Brosnan and Dalton as old Bonds who don't really give a shit anymore, but help out the new Bond.
Bring back Brosnan and Dalton as old Bonds who don't really give a shit anymore, but help out the new Bond.
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Have a movie where "Bond" is just a code name given to 007 and previous Bonds still exist in that universe.
Bring back Brosnan and Dalton as old Bonds who don't really give a shit anymore, but help out the new Bond.
Bring back Brosnan and Dalton as old Bonds who don't really give a shit anymore, but help out the new Bond.
Can we have a Batman movie that's fun instead of dark and gritty?
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Can we have a Batman movie that's fun instead of dark and gritty?
"Yeah, it's a nice shed..."
"That isn't a shed, it's a gazebo! You're not paying attention."
"That isn't a shed, it's a gazebo! You're not paying attention."
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 AM
"Yeah, it's a nice shed..."
"That isn't a shed, it's a gazebo! You're not paying attention."
"That isn't a shed, it's a gazebo! You're not paying attention."
"I am fully erect right now, Martin Daubney, GB News."
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 AM
"I am fully erect right now, Martin Daubney, GB News."