Chris Washington
@cwashington.bsky.social
I'm just this guy, you know?
Men's haircuts are all "give me the 15th century duke, please."
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Men's haircuts are all "give me the 15th century duke, please."
"I was screaming about the crossword."
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"I was screaming about the crossword."
Me in Public: My headphones:
November 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Me in Public: My headphones:
I saw this and suddenly felt rather old.
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I saw this and suddenly felt rather old.
Christmas dinner in the Anderson house.
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Christmas dinner in the Anderson house.
Insane that someone would ask that question out loud.
November 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Insane that someone would ask that question out loud.
The weird rotoscoping was nightmare fuel for me as a kid.
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The weird rotoscoping was nightmare fuel for me as a kid.
I only kept these two.
November 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I only kept these two.
"Have you been getting drunk and buying Christmas decorations again?"
"..... maybe."
"..... maybe."
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
"Have you been getting drunk and buying Christmas decorations again?"
"..... maybe."
"..... maybe."
To the Republicans...
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
To the Republicans...
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only
There is a derpy jay that I keep seeing outside my flat.
It holds that position for a long time. Head tilted to the side, beak open. No thoughts, pure derp.
It holds that position for a long time. Head tilted to the side, beak open. No thoughts, pure derp.
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
There is a derpy jay that I keep seeing outside my flat.
It holds that position for a long time. Head tilted to the side, beak open. No thoughts, pure derp.
It holds that position for a long time. Head tilted to the side, beak open. No thoughts, pure derp.
"Trusting every aspect of our lives to a giant computer was the smartest thing we ever did."
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"Trusting every aspect of our lives to a giant computer was the smartest thing we ever did."
To be westinghoused will soon come to mean "killed in an AI powered nuclear catastrophe".
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
To be westinghoused will soon come to mean "killed in an AI powered nuclear catastrophe".
In other butt news.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
In other butt news.