Venomous Cvillian
@cvillian.bsky.social
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
No Kings. Go Birds.
No Kings. Go Birds.
Virginia Men’s Basketball with 61 points at the half. It’s unseemly.
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Virginia Men’s Basketball with 61 points at the half. It’s unseemly.
My name is Ozymandias, King of King. I hope this email finds you well.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
My name is Ozymandias, King of King. I hope this email finds you well.
The Avalanche went from having a potential goalie controversy to needing their starter back in the worst way in the span of 5 days.
October 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The Avalanche went from having a potential goalie controversy to needing their starter back in the worst way in the span of 5 days.
Whoever won the Virginia-Louisville game was going to count themselves lucky, and whoever lost was going to want it back.
October 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Whoever won the Virginia-Louisville game was going to count themselves lucky, and whoever lost was going to want it back.
Cowboys and Packers matchup is officially a classic showdown.
September 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Cowboys and Packers matchup is officially a classic showdown.
In accordance with prophecy…
Traditionally, Virginia will now punt it back to the opponent having run 20 seconds off the clock. Let’s see what they do tonight.
September 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
In accordance with prophecy…
Traditionally, Virginia will now punt it back to the opponent having run 20 seconds off the clock. Let’s see what they do tonight.
September 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Traditionally, Virginia will now punt it back to the opponent having run 20 seconds off the clock. Let’s see what they do tonight.
The Nobel Foundation should give him the Nobel Peas Prize. He'll think he won the real thing, no one in his inner circle will be able convince him otherwise, and we can stop hearing his pathetic begging for validation.
Trump to the UN: "Everyone says I should get the Nobel Peace Prize."
September 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The Nobel Foundation should give him the Nobel Peas Prize. He'll think he won the real thing, no one in his inner circle will be able convince him otherwise, and we can stop hearing his pathetic begging for validation.
I really hope Stanford blankets Trell Harris and leaves Cam Ross open.
September 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I really hope Stanford blankets Trell Harris and leaves Cam Ross open.
People should not show up to Nancy Mace's public appearances and blast Amy Winehouse.
September 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
People should not show up to Nancy Mace's public appearances and blast Amy Winehouse.
Bill and Ravens matchup is hereby deemed a Monster showdown according to Carrie Underwood.
September 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Bill and Ravens matchup is hereby deemed a Monster showdown according to Carrie Underwood.
What a stunningly competent display of football from Virginia. That was shocking.
September 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
What a stunningly competent display of football from Virginia. That was shocking.
The catch Trell Harris just made for Virginia might be the catch of year for the Hoos at a minimum.
August 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The catch Trell Harris just made for Virginia might be the catch of year for the Hoos at a minimum.
This is just to say
We received some plums
in the CSA share today
If I see you
Anywhere near my fridge
William Carlos Williams
I will beat your ass
We received some plums
in the CSA share today
If I see you
Anywhere near my fridge
William Carlos Williams
I will beat your ass
August 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This is just to say
We received some plums
in the CSA share today
If I see you
Anywhere near my fridge
William Carlos Williams
I will beat your ass
We received some plums
in the CSA share today
If I see you
Anywhere near my fridge
William Carlos Williams
I will beat your ass
I'mma call them the Washington Whatevers for the foreseeable future.
Go Birds.
Go Birds.
July 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I'mma call them the Washington Whatevers for the foreseeable future.
Go Birds.
Go Birds.
No Kings but King’s X
No Kings but King Diamond
No Kings but King Crimson
June 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
No Kings but King’s X
Zeal & Oscar
Fozzie Osbourne
Snuffleupagusabogg
May 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Zeal & Oscar
Replying to any work emails that even remotely question me with a link to Lingua Ignota’s “DO YOU DOUBT ME TRAITOR”
April 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Replying to any work emails that even remotely question me with a link to Lingua Ignota’s “DO YOU DOUBT ME TRAITOR”
Reposted by Venomous Cvillian
There's a bridge near the University of Virginia's fraternity row that gets repainted by students every week. Once in a blue moon, the paint gets scraped off to start all over again.
April 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
There's a bridge near the University of Virginia's fraternity row that gets repainted by students every week. Once in a blue moon, the paint gets scraped off to start all over again.
A toast to the new President
January 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
A toast to the new President