Same songwriter btw

i love the Cleveland Guardians so so so so so so so much

At the gay bar for karaoke night and these MFS got "I Will Follow You Into the Dark" and half the Dear Evan Hanson soundtrack in the queue.

I think I'm becoming homophobic

This is peak hockey btw

Yanni Gourde signed a very interesting 6y 2.33M extension yesterday, following in the footprints of the Colton Sissons deal some years ago

Despite a drop in some of his tracked data, Gourde remains an excellent shutdown middle-6 guy with ample passing ability to keep plays flowing.

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Super excited to announce that next week I’ll be presenting (remotely) at the Linköping Hockey Analytics Conference!

I’ll be covering my work blending shot data to evaluate offensive flow and player roles in team passing systems 🏒

Here is this year’s LINHAC program: www.ida.liu.se/research/spo...

Hate to see team USA lose but at least our dumbass nationalists lose too

New article up on LB-Hockey! 🚨🏒

Here we define a way to measure player consistency from game-to-game through integral calculus and decayed averages.

It also comes with a new free tool for the website: the Consistency Visualizer!

🔗 lb-hockey.com/2024/12/02/u...

The only feasible move for the Ottawa Senators is to fire Travis Green and immediately hire Bruce Boudreau

Zach Werenski this season:

•22 games
•Playing league leading 25:58/game
•8 goals
•16 assists
•Drawn 4 more penalties than he's taken
•CBJ up 25-14 in his 5v5 minutes

Justin Danforth is criminally underrated

Don't look now but Mathieu Olivier is on pace for 27 goals this season

my go-to grubhub hack for ordering ants on a log:

1. look up any restaurant
2. order any item
3. add the following note: "i do not want this item. instead, please spread peanut butter over a rib of celery and add raisins on top of the peanut butter so as to resemble ants. thank you!"
4. tip $400