Stephen James
@cuthbertscoast.bsky.social
Just checking whether I've inherited Windsor Castle, be right back
December 10, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Just checking whether I've inherited Windsor Castle, be right back
now they tell me
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
now they tell me
I have the conch. You must listen to me.
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I have the conch. You must listen to me.
“No. Even now I can't altogether believe that any of this really happened...”
November 10, 2025 at 11:27 AM
“No. Even now I can't altogether believe that any of this really happened...”
Today: curiosity made me do more than just observe. Chinese family of three picking Nashi apples from a street tree in Ealing using long poles to knock them into a bag. I had never heard of this variety: they are large apples that taste like pears. They gave me one from their harvest.
November 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Today: curiosity made me do more than just observe. Chinese family of three picking Nashi apples from a street tree in Ealing using long poles to knock them into a bag. I had never heard of this variety: they are large apples that taste like pears. They gave me one from their harvest.
"No Kings" ringleader? That's him
October 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
"No Kings" ringleader? That's him
Another financial year looms into view
October 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Another financial year looms into view
Running out of Yorkshire pudding can have serious consequences
October 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Running out of Yorkshire pudding can have serious consequences
@carolbloomfield.bsky.social I don't play but thought you might enjoy this from the Other Place
October 13, 2025 at 8:13 AM
@carolbloomfield.bsky.social I don't play but thought you might enjoy this from the Other Place
Tin foil is a good deterrent for pigeons and you can wear it on your head
October 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Tin foil is a good deterrent for pigeons and you can wear it on your head
Ha ha! Perhaps it's one of those things we only comfortably refer to in French. But after all, just a shop ...
September 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Ha ha! Perhaps it's one of those things we only comfortably refer to in French. But after all, just a shop ...
Secret third thing but the Hartley police are on the lookout for it
September 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Secret third thing but the Hartley police are on the lookout for it
Neighbours are up in arms about the new sign
September 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Neighbours are up in arms about the new sign
They saw what happened to the Windrush generation and while most of us felt "shame on us" they were thinking "what a good idea"
September 22, 2025 at 10:02 AM
They saw what happened to the Windrush generation and while most of us felt "shame on us" they were thinking "what a good idea"
Great to have this remembered. Also we call these sculptures 'statues' because of Graham Alexander Bell answering the telephone by saying " 'Sdat you?"
September 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Great to have this remembered. Also we call these sculptures 'statues' because of Graham Alexander Bell answering the telephone by saying " 'Sdat you?"
One question for which I refer to the authority of Petula Clark. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZSk...
September 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
One question for which I refer to the authority of Petula Clark. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZSk...
Yes, that makes it tough and embarrassing. Tho I suppose it would explain all the weeping and gnashing of teeth we witness on a daily basis.
September 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Yes, that makes it tough and embarrassing. Tho I suppose it would explain all the weeping and gnashing of teeth we witness on a daily basis.
"You're not going to tell me about a bird are you?"
Well, a robin, actually..
Well, a robin, actually..
September 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
"You're not going to tell me about a bird are you?"
Well, a robin, actually..
Well, a robin, actually..
Cheddar might be a gateway cheese to his real love
September 11, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Cheddar might be a gateway cheese to his real love
Turns out there are plenty, however
September 9, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Turns out there are plenty, however
Poe should have given more credit
September 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Poe should have given more credit
'cos he pecks like a gregory
September 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
'cos he pecks like a gregory
I believe there's a nodding donkey sanctuary in Dorset
August 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I believe there's a nodding donkey sanctuary in Dorset
Shocking. But at least they understand the possible consequences of their behaviour
August 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Shocking. But at least they understand the possible consequences of their behaviour