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Landon
@cutegayslop.bsky.social
That’s my opinion!! Cute. Gay. Hungry.

Writer. Personality. 🏳️‍🌈 and Tired.
Still thinking about Demi Moore’s acceptance speech at the Golden Globes.

❤️❤️❤️

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Demi Moore Wins Best Female Actor – Motion Picture – Musical/Comedy | 82nd Annual Golden Globes
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January 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My Top 3 Teas (and Why They’re Iconic):

1. Earl Grey
It’s the Beyoncé of teas—classic, bold, and endlessly versatile. Whether I’m feeling fancy with a London Fog or just need a straight-up caffeine boost, Earl Grey delivers. The bergamot? Chef’s kiss.
January 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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🍆 🤖
January 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Anna Sawai in Dior.
January 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
As gay people we get to shit on the Golden Globes
January 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
All the respect to Jodie Foster, but was rooting for Sofia Vergara!
January 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Emilia Pérez dominating with 10 nominations feels like the moment. The Bear topping TV with 5 is the cherry on top. Honestly, just give me one iconic speech and I’ll call it a win.
January 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I didn’t think I needed another suit moment in my life until Saint Laurent dropped those draped, silky tuxes. Take my money.
January 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Writing emails that sound professional but not robotic is modern poetry. Pay me for my art.
January 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Starting the new year off right with holiday decor sale shopping.
January 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Thursday: the day where you’re tired of working but still pretending you’re motivated. Your week’s to-do list is still staring at you, unbothered.
January 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Nothing says ‘thriving adult’ like realizing you bought oat milk twice and forgot to get actual food.
January 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My 2025 Ins/Outs List:

In:
-Iced matcha
-Saying no
-Whole body lifting splits
-Not holding back on compliments (loved ones, at work, everywhere)
-Scheduling in breaks (hydration, bathroom, meditation)

Out:
-Overbooked calendars!
-Espresso martinis
-Ironic detachment
-Bad lighting
-Barry’s culture
January 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Happy new years!

A year for bigger dreams, heavier lifts, and hopefully fewer iced Americanos spilled on my white shirts.

Cheers to the gays, the girls, and the glorious mess of what’s next.

Let’s make it iconic.
January 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Happy New Years from these tits to yours
January 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Ok generally yes but Jonathan Bailey’s star power charisma was insane. Was like staring into the sun on screen.
No 💚🩷
December 31, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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excited to watch this rising starlet take the stage in a few hours!
December 31, 2024 at 8:24 PM
TMPL: where the gays ask if you lift heavy without good lighting, did you even lift at all?

Lifetime: where you ask yourself is my fancy steam for relaxing or for ~networking~?

Different vibes, same thirst traps.
December 31, 2024 at 7:40 PM