Love that this is one of the first jokes out here

UPDATE: From the original poster of the letter on FB:

Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished

Super stoked for the ides of March this year for some reason idk 👉👈

There are really good people in this world. They don’t have power and they’re not famous but they get up and feed people, in all kinds of ways. It is a misfortune that the richest and most powerful among us have other priorities. But do not think they are the only people that matter now.

let’s be book friends on fable

quiet bliss of snow days

in my final days of 30, my body crackles more than ever… so much to look forward to (grateful to be able to move it)

I know we can’t run around on fire every time Trump says something but he appears to have just announced the new US policy on Gaza which is to take ownership of it, ethnically cleanse it of the 1.8 million Palestinians there and maintain a long term ownership stake as it’s “developed.”

WRITING TIP: if you get stuck, try making the font really really big. This will remind you of being a baby, when you only knew twelve words and didn't know about death

I almost read two full books this weekend, one @ 600 pgs. Putting a temporary restraining order on my phone on a regular basis is changing my life for the better.

we had to endure the horrors of catholicism to get stained glass rose windows (it’s ok I can roast, I’m ✨confirmed✨)

juicing a lemon at eye level just to feel something