Curtis Tinkers
@curtistinkers.com
I'll leave this mysterious so you have to engage like a normal human person to know things about me.
If you think anyone who disagrees in any way is a Trump-supporting Nazi, just block me now because you're not worth knowing.
To everyone else: Hello!
If you think anyone who disagrees in any way is a Trump-supporting Nazi, just block me now because you're not worth knowing.
To everyone else: Hello!
Sometimes it feels like Oklahoma isn't a real place
July 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Sometimes it feels like Oklahoma isn't a real place
This big strong man had to bring his rifle in case all those soy boy libs came over and attacked him 🙄 what a loser
June 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This big strong man had to bring his rifle in case all those soy boy libs came over and attacked him 🙄 what a loser
My cat just cannot help perving on me in the shower
June 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My cat just cannot help perving on me in the shower
I'm so glad when Blue MAGA joined Bluesky, they didn't give up their lazy & disingenuous Twitter spirit.
June 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I'm so glad when Blue MAGA joined Bluesky, they didn't give up their lazy & disingenuous Twitter spirit.
Also, obligatory @dril.bsky.social tweet
June 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Also, obligatory @dril.bsky.social tweet
Here's the Ku Klux Klan parade in Washington, DC, Sept. 1926. They'd marched the year earlier as well.
June 13, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Here's the Ku Klux Klan parade in Washington, DC, Sept. 1926. They'd marched the year earlier as well.
I quit smoking weed a few days ago for health reasons. I was what the literature would call a "heavy smoker" (~2g/day). I've quit opiates and nicotine, and while this is much easier by a mile, the withdrawals still SUUUUUUUCK.
Not hungry, night sweats, constantly thinking about weed.
Not hungry, night sweats, constantly thinking about weed.
June 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I quit smoking weed a few days ago for health reasons. I was what the literature would call a "heavy smoker" (~2g/day). I've quit opiates and nicotine, and while this is much easier by a mile, the withdrawals still SUUUUUUUCK.
Not hungry, night sweats, constantly thinking about weed.
Not hungry, night sweats, constantly thinking about weed.
Lol. Lmfao even.
Yes, Mr President, everyone's been saying your immigration crackdown would hurt farmers since November.
Glad one of your rich buddies at Hilton Worldwide or Tyson Foods or Taylor Farms or whomever got through to you at least a little.
Yes, Mr President, everyone's been saying your immigration crackdown would hurt farmers since November.
Glad one of your rich buddies at Hilton Worldwide or Tyson Foods or Taylor Farms or whomever got through to you at least a little.
June 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Lol. Lmfao even.
Yes, Mr President, everyone's been saying your immigration crackdown would hurt farmers since November.
Glad one of your rich buddies at Hilton Worldwide or Tyson Foods or Taylor Farms or whomever got through to you at least a little.
Yes, Mr President, everyone's been saying your immigration crackdown would hurt farmers since November.
Glad one of your rich buddies at Hilton Worldwide or Tyson Foods or Taylor Farms or whomever got through to you at least a little.
Liberals don't appreciate how funny Trump actually is because they hate him. The same thing happened with conservatives and Obama, who is also pretty damn funny. Different kinds of funny, certainly, but both are very entertaining politicians.
June 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Liberals don't appreciate how funny Trump actually is because they hate him. The same thing happened with conservatives and Obama, who is also pretty damn funny. Different kinds of funny, certainly, but both are very entertaining politicians.
Coffee is up nearly 20% since President Trump's so-called liberation day.
Trump was right, we've done so much winning that I'm tired of it.
Trump was right, we've done so much winning that I'm tired of it.
April 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Coffee is up nearly 20% since President Trump's so-called liberation day.
Trump was right, we've done so much winning that I'm tired of it.
Trump was right, we've done so much winning that I'm tired of it.
What is he talking about? Apple was the most valuable US company in US history until LITERALLY TODAY.
April 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
What is he talking about? Apple was the most valuable US company in US history until LITERALLY TODAY.
The advert said I didn't have A/C in my apartment. I hadn't tried it because we've had low relative humidity and temperatures had stayed mostly below 25°C (77°F) inside this year.
It's meant to get pretty warm today so I just gave it a try and, y'all, I think I've had A/C this whole time 💀
It's meant to get pretty warm today so I just gave it a try and, y'all, I think I've had A/C this whole time 💀
March 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The advert said I didn't have A/C in my apartment. I hadn't tried it because we've had low relative humidity and temperatures had stayed mostly below 25°C (77°F) inside this year.
It's meant to get pretty warm today so I just gave it a try and, y'all, I think I've had A/C this whole time 💀
It's meant to get pretty warm today so I just gave it a try and, y'all, I think I've had A/C this whole time 💀
Pssh, £1 for a meal? If you're spending more than 30p then you just need to learn to cook.
(I checked, technically he's a Gen X freak.)
(I checked, technically he's a Gen X freak.)
March 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Pssh, £1 for a meal? If you're spending more than 30p then you just need to learn to cook.
(I checked, technically he's a Gen X freak.)
(I checked, technically he's a Gen X freak.)
So it's definitely time for Vaatu to get some of her insides scraped out.
March 21, 2025 at 9:18 AM
So it's definitely time for Vaatu to get some of her insides scraped out.
She looks so mad that I took her out of my chair.
I got up for 3 minutes. There's no way she was that comfortable yet.
I got up for 3 minutes. There's no way she was that comfortable yet.
March 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
She looks so mad that I took her out of my chair.
I got up for 3 minutes. There's no way she was that comfortable yet.
I got up for 3 minutes. There's no way she was that comfortable yet.
I installed custom LED strips on my cat tree for use as a notification light when the litter needs scooping.
March 16, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I installed custom LED strips on my cat tree for use as a notification light when the litter needs scooping.
Nobody is helping the Europeans understand this tweet and it's really very funny.
Dear Europeans: "goldfish" in the context of snacks are cheese-flavored crackers in the shape of goldfish.
Dear Europeans: "goldfish" in the context of snacks are cheese-flavored crackers in the shape of goldfish.
March 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Nobody is helping the Europeans understand this tweet and it's really very funny.
Dear Europeans: "goldfish" in the context of snacks are cheese-flavored crackers in the shape of goldfish.
Dear Europeans: "goldfish" in the context of snacks are cheese-flavored crackers in the shape of goldfish.
In the United States, "goldfish", insofar as snacks go, is referring to cheese-flavored crackers in the shape of goldfish.
March 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
In the United States, "goldfish", insofar as snacks go, is referring to cheese-flavored crackers in the shape of goldfish.
Cheese flavored crackers in the shape of goldfish.
March 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Cheese flavored crackers in the shape of goldfish.
"Get in losers, we're going to crash the economy"
March 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"Get in losers, we're going to crash the economy"
Everything I post is serious so here's a picture of my cat who keeps stealing my chair despite having a bed right next to it.
I sure do love this little asshole. His sister is very little better.
I sure do love this little asshole. His sister is very little better.
March 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Everything I post is serious so here's a picture of my cat who keeps stealing my chair despite having a bed right next to it.
I sure do love this little asshole. His sister is very little better.
I sure do love this little asshole. His sister is very little better.