I feel like this is something I must have seen scrawled in Sharpie on the side of a van.

“OK Bill, in this scene you’re going to look at the screen for a while, then get up and go lean over Sulu like you’re checking stuff, then walk around a while and come back and sit down. Just, you know, look busy. Aaaaand… action!”

Spoiler alert

But does he pee on his own legs? Asking for a friend.

🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃

Ben, they don’t make colorful pasta that comes on spools. That’s 3D printer filament.

The poison control hotline said it’s safe for me to eat up to *two* credit cards a month, so I’m sticking with that.

I think this is right before the Cylons start flying in and blowing up the giant “PEACE” sign made out of flowers.

Great work all. Powerful start.

My dog 30 seconds later

Our factories are broken. Tariffs will make us go.

Star Trek: Severance, aboard the USS Lumon

No glass table can stand in the way of me boosting my Maximum Fun membership!