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curtisg.bsky.social
Man-Like Object
@curtisg.bsky.social
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I… am not programmed… to respond… in that area.
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I’ve got to stop spending so much time watching the news
A Star Trek tricorder from the original series showing a talking alien head on the tiny screen.
July 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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@greatesttrek.bsky.social I'm getting something strange in my podcatcher after downloading the latest three episodes.
Data typing on an LCARS system that is displaying the number "3" over and over and over and over
April 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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My dog 30 seconds later
April 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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My dog’s reaction after I explained his 401k just cratered
A dog looking disbelievingly at the camera
April 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Sunset over Half Moon Bay, seen on the way home from Seattle.
The setting sun colors the Pacific Ocean orange. We see a coastline in the foreground with waves breaking.
March 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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The Sagrada Família workshop is an inspiration all on its own!
The Sagrada Família workshop with 3d printed models, tools, workbenches, and two large scale 3d printers.
February 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Apparently in Barcelona, the first floor (which in this building is actually the American second floor) is “Entresol,” followed by “Primera” (for the “main floor”), followed by floors 1 through 4. Makes perfect sense!
An elevator panel with buttons labeled E, P, and 1 through 4.
February 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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The queen of the skies. Don’t get to ride on these much any more.
A Lufthansa Boeing 747 being pushed back from a gate at Frankfurt Airport.
February 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Finally I can change my own deuterium injectors!!
The cover of the “Haynes Klingon Bird-of-Prey Owners’ Workshop Manual.” A dog is in the background looking bored.
February 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Rose widower (n.): a man who loves his wife so much that he drives far and wide to collect even more roses for her to spend all her free time cursing at.
A plant nursery that is absolutely jammed full of every kind of rose plant you could imagine. A nursery worker carefully wraps up three bare root roses to take home.
February 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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I finally hit Paydirt. Almost makes up for being a rose widower.
A bag of potting soil with the brand name “Paydirt” and a sign above it saying that the price to pay for Paydirt brand dirt is $16.99.
February 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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My dog has entered the Matrix
January 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Me contemplating going back to work on Monday
A dog reclining on the couch with a grimacing expression, as if contemplating something unpleasant that is to come.
January 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Finally posted my stacking parts bin remix on Printables!

www.printables.com/model/101569...
Two 3D printed parts bins stacked on top of each other.
January 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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If you see this, share a vehicle.
A wheeled Earth vehicle with the designation “TASHA YARIS.”
December 30, 2024 at 4:59 AM
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If you absolutely have to have a bath, a tennis ball makes it bearable.
A grey and white pitbull dog is being mercilessly bathed in a shower, but he is clutching a tennis ball in his mouth which makes it all better.
December 28, 2024 at 3:39 AM
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FAIL
An AMT model of the USS Enterprise C, on top of the cabinet of all my other Star Trek junk.
December 28, 2024 at 3:22 AM
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I don’t mean to brag but after this Christmas I am gonna be hanging out with my fellow billionaires.
A Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe ten billion dollar note.
December 28, 2024 at 3:19 AM
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This is the year I finally can tell my family to stop buying me Star Trek Christmas presents.
A display case with a Greatest Generation nubbin bug, a Star Trek tricorder, a Type II phaser, and a papier-mache Spock hand crafted from my uncle’s old tax returns.
December 25, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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The three spirits:
Three little tan dogs are smashed together in a tiny dog bed. One is looking at you, one is squinting at you, and one is sleeping.
December 24, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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And, the authorities had to send out a cellphone emergency alert to tell people to quit going down to the beach to gawk, so they don’t get smashed by either giant waves or giant chunks of wharf.
A cell phone alert reading: “Public Safety Alert This is the Santa Cruz County Office of Response, Recovery & Resilience. Due to life-threatening conditions, please avoid all beaches including coastal overlook areas such as rocks, jetties or cliffs Dangerous and powerful waves can sweep across entire beaches unexpectedly. Do not enter the water, and do not cross flooded streets along the coast.”
December 24, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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What exactly is the message here, Booch?
A grey and white pitbull dog with an orange ball with his mouth is sticking his head in between his dad’s legs, which are propped up on the coffee table as he watches TV, completely ignoring his poor bored dog.
December 23, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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Japan may have pretty good vending machines, but can you buy a car in one?
A glowing pedestal with a slot that says “insert coin” and an icon of a car.
December 23, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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V.I.N.C.E.N.T from the hit Disney movie The Black Hole demonstrates his superior laser blasting techniques to some evil robots.
December 21, 2024 at 5:31 AM
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Doorways of Sicily.
An ornate door with curly ironwork. Another ornate door with artistic curlicues. A golden art deco doorway. A bricked-up stone archway with a number plate as if it were an actual front door.
December 20, 2024 at 4:06 AM