Though them giving Chelsea £26m is sort of like when one of us moves money from our N26 card to Revolut.

"The left cannot succeed unless it gets real slutty with it." - Ian Dunt for some unkowable reason.

I’d liken it to a group of lads who have a misogynist abuser in their number and bend over backwards not to confront the fact: “Look, we all know he can get a bit mental on a night out but basically he’s a good lad and anyway, if you’d seen what happened to him when he was a kid, you’d understand.”

If someone claims to have been a former Labour voter and are going to vote Reform: legitimate concerns. Must be listened to. Labour must Get More Racist.

If someone was actually in the party and was told to leave for having morals: Your concerns are pathetic. Vote for Labour while we insult you.

“This is all because some people impudently asked for trans people not to be murdered,” Tim thinks to himself as he watches footage of ICE agents brutalising someone with a Hispanic surname.