Could have stopped after the first five words really.

When he walked in the house and said “I got home without my balls” I wish I’d said “I didn’t know you’d gone to the vet today” but unfortunately I thought of that later.

9/🧵 What does this mean for Democratic strategy? All those debates about choosing between identity politics and economic populism? False premise. Young working-class voters with low racial resentment aren't choosing. They're ready for Medicare for All AND Black Lives Matter. Lean into the tide.

I hope he lives a long time with no pierogies.

If you do it, make sure to footnote the source.

Rhymes with footsie, I think.

That’s at least two coffees these days.

No, we mail them to corporations we don’t trust with the privilege of helping themselves to whatever payments they like out of our bank accounts.

For retail we use these ratty scraps of green-inked paper and the occasional disk of embossed metal.

I lived through the 1990s and at this point I’m starting to wonder who HASN’T given B. C. a BJ….

Tilly is why my spouse had to build a plywood trash can cozy. She was utterly shameless about getting what she wanted.

Miss that needy little spoon.

It's still hard for me to fathom that the New York Times *had* proof of Epstein's pedophile ring on their servers since 2016 and just chose not to do anything with it.

I've known for a while that the press was corrupt, but I didn't know to this extent.

I work in a hospital so I can easily think of multiple reasons why an elderly man with questionable health would not be posting.

Monty (2007-2024) and Tilly (2011-2025).

Monty was a certified Barn Spook and Tilly a secondhand Garbage Gremlin. Both missed.

Of all the potential moderation policies a site needs to have, the violent rhetoric one is consistently the one that causes the most uproar, because people will almost never agree that two posts are equivalent if they are directed at two different targets, even if the words are identical.

What’s the over/under on Johnson turning up in the Epstein files? Asking for a friend.