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Pete Zaparti
@curmudgejohn.bsky.social
He/Him
Bills Mafia
Overburdened with mitochondrial challenges
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I don't think my local Chinese restaurant likes me
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Local GILFS want to meet you and Edna Mode wants to watch
November 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Wanna know how I got these scars?
November 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
November 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Happy five year anniversary of the funniest thing that has ever happened in history
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Did he doze off during today's oval office announcement or did he suffer another mini stroke?
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
What does this even mean?
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Pittsburgh seems like a pretty cool town. Who knew?
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
November 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
"Evil, I think, is the absence of empathy" - Captain G. M. Gilbert, the Army psychologist assigned to watching the defendants at the Nuremberg trials
October 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
There wolf. There castle.
October 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
But I was told that Tylenol causes autism

www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
October 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
October 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My dog thinks she's human. I get out of bed and she immediately jumps in my spot and tucks herself in like this.
October 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I had a similar comment on my TikTok. Here was my response
October 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
October 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
October 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
October 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I present you with the party of "alpha males"
October 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
October 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Feeling pretty weary about the state of the world right now and I need to find my people. This seems like a great place to start
October 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
October 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
October 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Donald Trump saw this and said "holy shit, send in the military"

What a fucking pussy
September 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM