It’s like you know us. FOR EXAMPLE, who could have predicted that on tomorrow’s agenda is ‘a trip to the wine merchant’? The Priory calls.
December 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It’s like you know us. FOR EXAMPLE, who could have predicted that on tomorrow’s agenda is ‘a trip to the wine merchant’? The Priory calls.
Believe me, the same
December 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Believe me, the same
Me: Dad, what *exactly* is going on here [tiiiny anxiety about alcoholism]. Him: OH THE BEST THING! The supermarket was selling Gordon’s for €7. Seven! And the Red Label €9, + the Black Label €12! So we just stocked up 😻
December 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Me: Dad, what *exactly* is going on here [tiiiny anxiety about alcoholism]. Him: OH THE BEST THING! The supermarket was selling Gordon’s for €7. Seven! And the Red Label €9, + the Black Label €12! So we just stocked up 😻
I think you need to make yourself a little one person fondue, over the festive season 💛
December 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I think you need to make yourself a little one person fondue, over the festive season 💛
I am laughing. You know it 😄
December 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I am laughing. You know it 😄
Pensioner A has opened the bar + let me tell you that man knows his way around a gin + tonic - I am already slightly dizzy + I *also* am no stranger to gin
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Pensioner A has opened the bar + let me tell you that man knows his way around a gin + tonic - I am already slightly dizzy + I *also* am no stranger to gin
I’ve already had to hand over my dairy contraband (can’t get Boursin here + my Mum loves it) which has been squirrelled away with the Christmas cheese (a special category, not to be broached before The Day, til then we must content ourselves with House Cheese)
December 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I’ve already had to hand over my dairy contraband (can’t get Boursin here + my Mum loves it) which has been squirrelled away with the Christmas cheese (a special category, not to be broached before The Day, til then we must content ourselves with House Cheese)
Only slightly regretting my cheese-based lunch 😁
December 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Only slightly regretting my cheese-based lunch 😁
Right?? He said, I’ve been requesting this for months, + then you show up + it’s the first thing on the menu! Me: be GLAD not sad! Piggyback on the joy!
December 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Right?? He said, I’ve been requesting this for months, + then you show up + it’s the first thing on the menu! Me: be GLAD not sad! Piggyback on the joy!
Absolutely HARD AGREE!
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Absolutely HARD AGREE!
Truly! I mean: it sounds like a nice enough drink. But NOT A NEGRONI 😠
December 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Truly! I mean: it sounds like a nice enough drink. But NOT A NEGRONI 😠
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Poor old Oliver Fletcher and his horse just went straight through it in full Thelwell. But for a sense of the scale of it, here he is showing it to his horse who, amazingly, didn’t just go “oh no thank you, I don’t think”.
December 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Poor old Oliver Fletcher and his horse just went straight through it in full Thelwell. But for a sense of the scale of it, here he is showing it to his horse who, amazingly, didn’t just go “oh no thank you, I don’t think”.
I’ll take ‘round things that come in tins’ for your answer, thank you
December 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I’ll take ‘round things that come in tins’ for your answer, thank you
actually laughing, that’s perfect 😄
December 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
actually laughing, that’s perfect 😄
Weak. Most of us like being made into human stock on a daily basis
December 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Weak. Most of us like being made into human stock on a daily basis
Oh DELIGHTFUL - we’d be like poached eggs inside six minutes
December 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Oh DELIGHTFUL - we’d be like poached eggs inside six minutes
You are an actual hero. Oooh, Heroes 🍫
December 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
You are an actual hero. Oooh, Heroes 🍫
We’re all going to lose hours in the far reaches, aren’t we
December 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
We’re all going to lose hours in the far reaches, aren’t we
(I genuinely have no idea what this IS so if I have insulted you in eg Martian I really apologise 🤹🏼♀️)
December 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
(I genuinely have no idea what this IS so if I have insulted you in eg Martian I really apologise 🤹🏼♀️)