I would love to be a gluttonous king who just sat and demanded his court jesters entertain him all day. I would love people to cite my unwillingness to rule my kingdom as one of the reasons it collapses a hundred years later.
“While king Ethan demanded his jester do the worm, the Devon kingdom grew”
“While king Ethan demanded his jester do the worm, the Devon kingdom grew”
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I would love to be a gluttonous king who just sat and demanded his court jesters entertain him all day. I would love people to cite my unwillingness to rule my kingdom as one of the reasons it collapses a hundred years later.
“While king Ethan demanded his jester do the worm, the Devon kingdom grew”
“While king Ethan demanded his jester do the worm, the Devon kingdom grew”
We is literally the elf’s
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
We is literally the elf’s
I meant to say I but feel free to take this as a suggestion
List of things u can randomly fixate on:
-shipwrecks
-Iqaluit
-Undertale/deltarune
-Marxism
-quicksand
-shipwrecks
-Iqaluit
-Undertale/deltarune
-Marxism
-quicksand
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I meant to say I but feel free to take this as a suggestion
List of things u can randomly fixate on:
-shipwrecks
-Iqaluit
-Undertale/deltarune
-Marxism
-quicksand
-shipwrecks
-Iqaluit
-Undertale/deltarune
-Marxism
-quicksand
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
List of things u can randomly fixate on:
-shipwrecks
-Iqaluit
-Undertale/deltarune
-Marxism
-quicksand
-shipwrecks
-Iqaluit
-Undertale/deltarune
-Marxism
-quicksand
What is Diet Coke even about?
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
What is Diet Coke even about?
Didn’t
I’d make an offrenda. Maybe this year I’ll make one
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Didn’t
I can’t imagine being older than like 9 years old and finding the idea of Satan offensive
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I can’t imagine being older than like 9 years old and finding the idea of Satan offensive
I’m lowkey going through something
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’m lowkey going through something
I’m depressed should I read the Tao te Ching again?
November 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I’m depressed should I read the Tao te Ching again?
I have a fetish for joining polyamorous relationships and then voting one of them off the island
November 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I have a fetish for joining polyamorous relationships and then voting one of them off the island
If I had a pussy id be a squirter. Spiritually I am a squirter
November 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If I had a pussy id be a squirter. Spiritually I am a squirter
Call my pussy love the way he tore it up again
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Call my pussy love the way he tore it up again
I don’t like that she’s being mean to uncle fester
October 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I don’t like that she’s being mean to uncle fester
Why would you show up fat and wearing jeans
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Why would you show up fat and wearing jeans
I just need a pirate to look me in the eye, pull me in close and say argh to me
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I just need a pirate to look me in the eye, pull me in close and say argh to me
I collapsed under the weight of gaf’ing and now I don’t gaf
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I collapsed under the weight of gaf’ing and now I don’t gaf
Who else dgaf anymore
October 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Who else dgaf anymore
Gay Obama: uhhh, let me be queer
October 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Gay Obama: uhhh, let me be queer
We need a talk show like the view @funkyboymv.bsky.social @fahad @falzbear.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
We need a talk show like the view @funkyboymv.bsky.social @fahad @falzbear.bsky.social
Nothing cornier than when you can tell a man is purposefully lowering his voice
October 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Nothing cornier than when you can tell a man is purposefully lowering his voice
Patrick star is like Foucaults panopticon
October 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Patrick star is like Foucaults panopticon
In 2020 half my friends moved to Waterloo and the other half went to Hamilton and now everyone’s in Hamilton except me, ask me anything.
FAQ:
Q: should I kms
A: yes!!!
Q: is it big
A: not really
FAQ:
Q: should I kms
A: yes!!!
Q: is it big
A: not really
October 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
In 2020 half my friends moved to Waterloo and the other half went to Hamilton and now everyone’s in Hamilton except me, ask me anything.
FAQ:
Q: should I kms
A: yes!!!
Q: is it big
A: not really
FAQ:
Q: should I kms
A: yes!!!
Q: is it big
A: not really