A hypnotherapist that makes all their clients start going they/them
December 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
A hypnotherapist that makes all their clients start going they/them
Lola had to pee so she woke me up by tapping my face over and over and at first I was pissed off but then I realized abd let her outside and now we’re back in bed cuddling and I’m getting emotional about her having to pee and needing me
December 5, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Lola had to pee so she woke me up by tapping my face over and over and at first I was pissed off but then I realized abd let her outside and now we’re back in bed cuddling and I’m getting emotional about her having to pee and needing me
Forrest Gump is about a nonbinary white personal who learns how to vogue
December 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Forrest Gump is about a nonbinary white personal who learns how to vogue
Nothing makes me more upset than when a literal catastrophe happens and the most empathy you fucking people can muster is concern for the dogs
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Nothing makes me more upset than when a literal catastrophe happens and the most empathy you fucking people can muster is concern for the dogs
I do not believe in god obviously but when the folk music starts talking about Jesus I get emotional
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I do not believe in god obviously but when the folk music starts talking about Jesus I get emotional
Lana Del rey uded to be a little chunky and her fans will be like “do you guys remember when Lana was our little piggy 😍😍 our fucking chunky Queen”
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Lana Del rey uded to be a little chunky and her fans will be like “do you guys remember when Lana was our little piggy 😍😍 our fucking chunky Queen”
Idk how to explain this but like. I didn’t realize fiddlesticks means like. Fiddle sticks.
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Idk how to explain this but like. I didn’t realize fiddlesticks means like. Fiddle sticks.
I love you Janis Joplin
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I love you Janis Joplin
I would love to be a gluttonous king who just sat and demanded his court jesters entertain him all day. I would love people to cite my unwillingness to rule my kingdom as one of the reasons it collapses a hundred years later.
“While king Ethan demanded his jester do the worm, the Devon kingdom grew”
“While king Ethan demanded his jester do the worm, the Devon kingdom grew”
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I would love to be a gluttonous king who just sat and demanded his court jesters entertain him all day. I would love people to cite my unwillingness to rule my kingdom as one of the reasons it collapses a hundred years later.
“While king Ethan demanded his jester do the worm, the Devon kingdom grew”
“While king Ethan demanded his jester do the worm, the Devon kingdom grew”
We is literally the elf’s
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
We is literally the elf’s
I meant to say I but feel free to take this as a suggestion
List of things u can randomly fixate on:
-shipwrecks
-Iqaluit
-Undertale/deltarune
-Marxism
-quicksand
-shipwrecks
-Iqaluit
-Undertale/deltarune
-Marxism
-quicksand
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I meant to say I but feel free to take this as a suggestion
List of things u can randomly fixate on:
-shipwrecks
-Iqaluit
-Undertale/deltarune
-Marxism
-quicksand
-shipwrecks
-Iqaluit
-Undertale/deltarune
-Marxism
-quicksand
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
List of things u can randomly fixate on:
-shipwrecks
-Iqaluit
-Undertale/deltarune
-Marxism
-quicksand
-shipwrecks
-Iqaluit
-Undertale/deltarune
-Marxism
-quicksand
What is Diet Coke even about?
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
What is Diet Coke even about?
Didn’t
I’d make an offrenda. Maybe this year I’ll make one
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Didn’t
I’m lowkey going through something
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’m lowkey going through something
I’m depressed should I read the Tao te Ching again?
November 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I’m depressed should I read the Tao te Ching again?
I have a fetish for joining polyamorous relationships and then voting one of them off the island
November 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I have a fetish for joining polyamorous relationships and then voting one of them off the island
If I had a pussy id be a squirter. Spiritually I am a squirter
November 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If I had a pussy id be a squirter. Spiritually I am a squirter
Call my pussy love the way he tore it up again
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Call my pussy love the way he tore it up again
I don’t like that she’s being mean to uncle fester
October 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I don’t like that she’s being mean to uncle fester
Why would you show up fat and wearing jeans
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Why would you show up fat and wearing jeans
I just need a pirate to look me in the eye, pull me in close and say argh to me
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I just need a pirate to look me in the eye, pull me in close and say argh to me