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Berdly
@cuntcestor.bsky.social
Number one student
We is literally the elf’s
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I meant to say I but feel free to take this as a suggestion
List of things u can randomly fixate on:
-shipwrecks
-Iqaluit
-Undertale/deltarune
-Marxism
-quicksand
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
List of things u can randomly fixate on:
-shipwrecks
-Iqaluit
-Undertale/deltarune
-Marxism
-quicksand
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
What is Diet Coke even about?
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
November 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Didn’t
I’d make an offrenda. Maybe this year I’ll make one
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I can’t imagine being older than like 9 years old and finding the idea of Satan offensive
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I’m lowkey going through something
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’m depressed should I read the Tao te Ching again?
November 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I have a fetish for joining polyamorous relationships and then voting one of them off the island
November 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
If I had a pussy id be a squirter. Spiritually I am a squirter
November 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Call my pussy love the way he tore it up again
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I don’t like that she’s being mean to uncle fester
October 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Why would you show up fat and wearing jeans
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I just need a pirate to look me in the eye, pull me in close and say argh to me
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I collapsed under the weight of gaf’ing and now I don’t gaf
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Who else dgaf anymore
October 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Gay Obama: uhhh, let me be queer
October 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
October 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
We need a talk show like the view @funkyboymv.bsky.social @fahad @falzbear.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
October 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Nothing cornier than when you can tell a man is purposefully lowering his voice
October 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Patrick star is like Foucaults panopticon
October 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
In 2020 half my friends moved to Waterloo and the other half went to Hamilton and now everyone’s in Hamilton except me, ask me anything.
FAQ:
Q: should I kms
A: yes!!!
Q: is it big
A: not really
October 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
brat was lowkey a good album
October 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM