Jack Ingoff
@cunderthunt.bsky.social
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Jack Ingoff
@cunderthunt.bsky.social
· Nov 25
Call this shit trauma response the way it got me shaking and crying in the corner. Dubious blunt, making me feel the weight of my sins.
Learned about pistol shrimp. They should rename them because they absolutely do not hold up to the power of a .308 special snub nose revolver.
April 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Learned about pistol shrimp. They should rename them because they absolutely do not hold up to the power of a .308 special snub nose revolver.
I am gonna become a tree. I just don't fuckin care.
December 30, 2024 at 1:01 AM
I am gonna become a tree. I just don't fuckin care.
Fart so hard, my scrote catches that shit like a parachute
December 13, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Fart so hard, my scrote catches that shit like a parachute
Let's just say that i
I tripped my pants fell down, and of course, I was wearing no underwear cause I'm not a coward, and my balls fell into a paper shredder. I am in excruciating pain.
I tripped my pants fell down, and of course, I was wearing no underwear cause I'm not a coward, and my balls fell into a paper shredder. I am in excruciating pain.
December 6, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Let's just say that i
I tripped my pants fell down, and of course, I was wearing no underwear cause I'm not a coward, and my balls fell into a paper shredder. I am in excruciating pain.
I tripped my pants fell down, and of course, I was wearing no underwear cause I'm not a coward, and my balls fell into a paper shredder. I am in excruciating pain.
@theshrimpening.bsky.social blocking me for saying tuna aspic is good?
December 6, 2024 at 12:41 AM
@theshrimpening.bsky.social blocking me for saying tuna aspic is good?
All I'm saying is if you put me in a room with crab rangoons, one of us is leaving pregnant
December 3, 2024 at 7:17 PM
All I'm saying is if you put me in a room with crab rangoons, one of us is leaving pregnant
Using crispr to genetically alter my bitch wife into a pug.
December 2, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Using crispr to genetically alter my bitch wife into a pug.
Wow another Thanksgiving day parade, this sucks i need a drink.
November 28, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Wow another Thanksgiving day parade, this sucks i need a drink.
Call this shit trauma response the way it got me shaking and crying in the corner. Dubious blunt, making me feel the weight of my sins.
November 25, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Call this shit trauma response the way it got me shaking and crying in the corner. Dubious blunt, making me feel the weight of my sins.
Using my newborn son as a stress reliever. When I'm stressed I simply squeeze his soft little head, then i feel alright.
November 21, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Using my newborn son as a stress reliever. When I'm stressed I simply squeeze his soft little head, then i feel alright.
Getting my occipital lobe pierced tomorrow.
November 21, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Getting my occipital lobe pierced tomorrow.
My skin is necrotizing, and it feels wonderful!!!!!!
November 19, 2024 at 3:40 PM
My skin is necrotizing, and it feels wonderful!!!!!!
Ripped my whole left arm off because I just don't give a fuck. Gonna pick up a random homeless guy off the street and surgically attach it to him.
November 19, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Ripped my whole left arm off because I just don't give a fuck. Gonna pick up a random homeless guy off the street and surgically attach it to him.
Goddammit broke my dick again. Gonna grab the staples.
November 18, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Goddammit broke my dick again. Gonna grab the staples.
Damn, the indescribable hollowness is back.
November 16, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Damn, the indescribable hollowness is back.
Skibin on dibi right now.
November 14, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Skibin on dibi right now.
Using turpentine like body wash in the shower. Latherin that shit on my balls.
November 13, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Using turpentine like body wash in the shower. Latherin that shit on my balls.
Smoking that shit that put FDR in the wheelchair. Absolutely geeked right now. Might need to sit down and pontificate my place in the universe.
November 13, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Smoking that shit that put FDR in the wheelchair. Absolutely geeked right now. Might need to sit down and pontificate my place in the universe.
Got hit by a Ford F150 in the Lowe's parking lot. I'm permanently disabled, let's fucking go. America is so back.
November 13, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Got hit by a Ford F150 in the Lowe's parking lot. I'm permanently disabled, let's fucking go. America is so back.
Jerkin it with crisco.
November 13, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Jerkin it with crisco.
Absolutely dripping oil right now, drank way too much vegetable oil. Night has been saved.
November 13, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Absolutely dripping oil right now, drank way too much vegetable oil. Night has been saved.
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a magic 8 ball that just sighs at you
November 13, 2024 at 12:51 AM
a magic 8 ball that just sighs at you
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squirting this in my urethra and becoming flat like a ken doll
November 13, 2024 at 12:54 AM
squirting this in my urethra and becoming flat like a ken doll
Just hit 60 in a school zone. There is cop chasing me now, gonna pull over and atomize him.
November 13, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Just hit 60 in a school zone. There is cop chasing me now, gonna pull over and atomize him.