Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner
@cumpassionate.bsky.social
Chicago-based cubby geek. Physically 6’. Mentally 5’9”.
I look like I’m in my late 20s but I’m actually a 400 year old dragon so.
I look like I’m in my late 20s but I’m actually a 400 year old dragon so.
Pinned
Good morning! I’m going back to bed 😴
November 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Good morning! I’m going back to bed 😴
Do you like the team? Are there enough divas?
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Do you like the team? Are there enough divas?
Arc Raiders
Solos Vs teams
Solos Vs teams
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Arc Raiders
Solos Vs teams
Solos Vs teams
Got a taste 😋
October 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Got a taste 😋
They really need to patch this out.
September 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
They really need to patch this out.
I have informed my therapist of “good boy points”, a parasocial metric I use at work, sports, and relationships.
Our sessions have been extended.
Our sessions have been extended.
September 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I have informed my therapist of “good boy points”, a parasocial metric I use at work, sports, and relationships.
Our sessions have been extended.
Our sessions have been extended.
Thoughts on Silksong- man fuck these ants
September 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Thoughts on Silksong- man fuck these ants
Trying a new look. Thank you for all your support. 🙏🏽
August 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Trying a new look. Thank you for all your support. 🙏🏽
I swear I’m buying the new Donkey Kong for the gameplay. It has nothing to do with the slutty transformations.
August 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I swear I’m buying the new Donkey Kong for the gameplay. It has nothing to do with the slutty transformations.
Good morning Elden Lords.
July 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Good morning Elden Lords.
Do you think if I rubbed rogaine on my belly it’ll get furrier?
July 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Do you think if I rubbed rogaine on my belly it’ll get furrier?
Who wants to be the third wolf inside me? 🐺
July 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Who wants to be the third wolf inside me? 🐺
Love this braaaaaaaaand 😍
July 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Love this braaaaaaaaand 😍
Me: Cloud burns aren’t real. It’s a lie spread by Big Suncreen to sell more product.
Me, 3 hours later:
Me, 3 hours later:
June 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Me: Cloud burns aren’t real. It’s a lie spread by Big Suncreen to sell more product.
Me, 3 hours later:
Me, 3 hours later:
Who the fuck designed terminal 5 at Ohair
May 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Who the fuck designed terminal 5 at Ohair
Only play wugby for the clout
May 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Only play wugby for the clout
POV: you’re my spreadsheet I’ve been staring at for 40 minutes with minimal progress.
May 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
POV: you’re my spreadsheet I’ve been staring at for 40 minutes with minimal progress.
If you’re missing your hairline I’m missing my undies that’s just how it is
May 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
If you’re missing your hairline I’m missing my undies that’s just how it is
Expedition 33 is *incredible*. Don’t even try to suck my dick when I’m playing, IM LOCKED IN. It can wait.
April 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Expedition 33 is *incredible*. Don’t even try to suck my dick when I’m playing, IM LOCKED IN. It can wait.
That sailor came from the moon
April 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
That sailor came from the moon
The summer of 2023 I had two boyfriends (consensually). One of them showed me Buffy/Angel. The either showed me Vampire Dairies.
Because of Vampire Summer I often mixed up the rules of each show.
Because of Vampire Summer I often mixed up the rules of each show.
April 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The summer of 2023 I had two boyfriends (consensually). One of them showed me Buffy/Angel. The either showed me Vampire Dairies.
Because of Vampire Summer I often mixed up the rules of each show.
Because of Vampire Summer I often mixed up the rules of each show.
I just realized my ms Teams pic at my real life job is me wearing a backpack harness over a button up. (I forgot i was wearing it)
April 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I just realized my ms Teams pic at my real life job is me wearing a backpack harness over a button up. (I forgot i was wearing it)