Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner
@cumpassionate.bsky.social
Chicago-based cubby geek. Physically 6’. Mentally 5’9”.
I look like I’m in my late 20s but I’m actually a 400 year old dragon so.
I look like I’m in my late 20s but I’m actually a 400 year old dragon so.
Pinned
Hi good morning
February 2, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Hi good morning
This Drag Race experience ad on sniffies is perfect marketing.
January 25, 2026 at 6:52 PM
This Drag Race experience ad on sniffies is perfect marketing.
Chores are done.
January 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Chores are done.
Florals in winter. (And pikachu)
January 10, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Florals in winter. (And pikachu)
RHOSLC right now
January 7, 2026 at 1:30 AM
RHOSLC right now
Oops. Happy new year
January 2, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Oops. Happy new year
Good morning!
December 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Good morning!
Good morning! I’m going back to bed 😴
November 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Good morning! I’m going back to bed 😴
Do you like the team? Are there enough divas?
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Do you like the team? Are there enough divas?
Arc Raiders
Solos Vs teams
Solos Vs teams
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Arc Raiders
Solos Vs teams
Solos Vs teams
Got a taste 😋
October 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Got a taste 😋
They really need to patch this out.
September 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
They really need to patch this out.
I have informed my therapist of “good boy points”, a parasocial metric I use at work, sports, and relationships.
Our sessions have been extended.
Our sessions have been extended.
September 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I have informed my therapist of “good boy points”, a parasocial metric I use at work, sports, and relationships.
Our sessions have been extended.
Our sessions have been extended.
Thoughts on Silksong- man fuck these ants
September 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Thoughts on Silksong- man fuck these ants
Trying a new look. Thank you for all your support. 🙏🏽
August 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Trying a new look. Thank you for all your support. 🙏🏽
I swear I’m buying the new Donkey Kong for the gameplay. It has nothing to do with the slutty transformations.
August 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I swear I’m buying the new Donkey Kong for the gameplay. It has nothing to do with the slutty transformations.
Good morning Elden Lords.
July 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Good morning Elden Lords.
Do you think if I rubbed rogaine on my belly it’ll get furrier?
July 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Do you think if I rubbed rogaine on my belly it’ll get furrier?
Who wants to be the third wolf inside me? 🐺
July 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Who wants to be the third wolf inside me? 🐺
Love this braaaaaaaaand 😍
July 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Love this braaaaaaaaand 😍
Me: Cloud burns aren’t real. It’s a lie spread by Big Suncreen to sell more product.
Me, 3 hours later:
Me, 3 hours later:
June 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Me: Cloud burns aren’t real. It’s a lie spread by Big Suncreen to sell more product.
Me, 3 hours later:
Me, 3 hours later:
Who the fuck designed terminal 5 at Ohair
May 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Who the fuck designed terminal 5 at Ohair
Only play wugby for the clout
May 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Only play wugby for the clout