While you sissies are wanking one off over your “Book of the Month Club” I’ll be oiling my sweet t-t-t-t-topless Sophie down with baby oil. 😈

Sorry I’ve been absent lads NOT 🖕🏻I’ve been “Sinking the Sub” with me beautiful Sophie aboard me private yacht. 🥃🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😎 #ScottishRedHeads 😍

There can be only one. 🥃🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #Highlander #Immortal #WastedAF

Sophie and I are headed to me favorite pub to get piss hammered. They’ll be no faggotry tonight lads. 🥃🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

There’s a Shit Storm Brewing !! Buckle up Twat Waffles

After a long day of Pirating on the high seas I have me a Booty that’s priceless. While you losers muck about books and art I’ll be below deck losing bark. 🍆💦😍🖕🏻🥃🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿#HOTSCOTTISHGIRLS #REDHEADS

We know a guy ….. 😎🥃🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Rise and shine you wankers!! Today’s Adventure “Whoring on the High Seas” Batten Down the Hatches and Hide the Wenches !! Arrrghhhh 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🥃🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿