While you sissies are wanking one off over your “Book of the Month Club” I’ll be oiling my sweet t-t-t-t-topless Sophie down with baby oil. 😈
November 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
While you sissies are wanking one off over your “Book of the Month Club” I’ll be oiling my sweet t-t-t-t-topless Sophie down with baby oil. 😈
Sorry I’ve been absent lads NOT 🖕🏻I’ve been “Sinking the Sub” with me beautiful Sophie aboard me private yacht. 🥃🏴😎 #ScottishRedHeads 😍
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Sorry I’ve been absent lads NOT 🖕🏻I’ve been “Sinking the Sub” with me beautiful Sophie aboard me private yacht. 🥃🏴😎 #ScottishRedHeads 😍
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Sophie and I are headed to me favorite pub to get piss hammered. They’ll be no faggotry tonight lads. 🥃🏴
November 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Sophie and I are headed to me favorite pub to get piss hammered. They’ll be no faggotry tonight lads. 🥃🏴
I gotcha covered bro. 😉🥃🏴
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I gotcha covered bro. 😉🥃🏴
There’s a Shit Storm Brewing !! Buckle up Twat Waffles
November 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
There’s a Shit Storm Brewing !! Buckle up Twat Waffles
After a long day of Pirating on the high seas I have me a Booty that’s priceless. While you losers muck about books and art I’ll be below deck losing bark. 🍆💦😍🖕🏻🥃🏴#HOTSCOTTISHGIRLS #REDHEADS
October 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
After a long day of Pirating on the high seas I have me a Booty that’s priceless. While you losers muck about books and art I’ll be below deck losing bark. 🍆💦😍🖕🏻🥃🏴#HOTSCOTTISHGIRLS #REDHEADS
We know a guy ….. 😎🥃🏴
October 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
We know a guy ….. 😎🥃🏴
Decorations for the Halloween Wedding Reception are going up!! 😎
October 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Decorations for the Halloween Wedding Reception are going up!! 😎
Scratch got an early start this morning. He’s already Assed Out. Lightweight 😆
October 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Scratch got an early start this morning. He’s already Assed Out. Lightweight 😆
Rise and shine you wankers!! Today’s Adventure “Whoring on the High Seas” Batten Down the Hatches and Hide the Wenches !! Arrrghhhh 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🥃🏴
October 24, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Rise and shine you wankers!! Today’s Adventure “Whoring on the High Seas” Batten Down the Hatches and Hide the Wenches !! Arrrghhhh 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🥃🏴
You hab bettr weight ontil tommoros abventure is ober. I hab specsell plants for us. Fuk, I’m wastded. The nineteeth hol did meh in. 🥃🏴
October 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
You hab bettr weight ontil tommoros abventure is ober. I hab specsell plants for us. Fuk, I’m wastded. The nineteeth hol did meh in. 🥃🏴
Rise and shine you wankers. 🥃 I’ll be golfing all day. I should be Fall Down, Shit my Pants Drunk by the 9th hole. 🥃🏴
October 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Rise and shine you wankers. 🥃 I’ll be golfing all day. I should be Fall Down, Shit my Pants Drunk by the 9th hole. 🥃🏴
Magic 8 Ball. How many dayzz will I be sober this week ? 🥃🏴
October 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Magic 8 Ball. How many dayzz will I be sober this week ? 🥃🏴
Well, it’s another shitty day on this platform full of wankers. I’m sober and crabby. No one talk to me until I’m good and fucking inebriated. 🖕🏻🥃🏴
October 22, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Well, it’s another shitty day on this platform full of wankers. I’m sober and crabby. No one talk to me until I’m good and fucking inebriated. 🖕🏻🥃🏴