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Aaron
@culitopicante.bsky.social
Just here for the zip line.

My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:viot2n7f3y4k43hqfaudj5y2/feed/aaab53eej3pda

Formerly IAmDadSerious, IKEA_Stuff and Aaron_2Go of Twitter

https://linktr.ee/aaronsthings
GTFO
December 5, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Guys, do you see that? There at the bottom of this Blue Bunny Double Fudge Brownie ice cream?

Do you know what that is?

Solace.
Happiness.
December 5, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Plastic surgeons when they see their neighbors buying turkey deep fryers for thanksgiving.
November 9, 2023 at 10:01 PM
Only real MF’rs know rap peaked when this guy threw it down in Fern Gully.
September 13, 2023 at 8:34 PM
Playing around with app icon designs for Bluesky.
August 26, 2023 at 8:16 PM
A fictional character you would give an invite to.
August 26, 2023 at 5:01 PM
Even Kronk knew this place was going to be great.
August 25, 2023 at 2:17 PM
Can tuna melts have thirst traps?
August 21, 2023 at 6:39 PM
August 20, 2023 at 3:24 PM
August 19, 2023 at 10:48 PM
When I inevitably turn to social media looking input for suggestions for a new tattoo I need you guys to always and only suggest this photo of Prison Mike.
August 16, 2023 at 10:33 PM
MFW I’m at my republican in-laws and I am being told all the good things TFG did.
August 13, 2023 at 12:49 AM
Today was a pretty good day.
August 12, 2023 at 3:11 AM
August 8, 2023 at 3:11 AM
Artist’s rendering of activating the bidet at the same time my bowels evacuate.
August 7, 2023 at 10:57 PM
Digging up a 100 year old porch.
August 6, 2023 at 5:19 PM
look at us, bonding over poop stories
August 2, 2023 at 10:15 PM
coworker: you know who you look like? zach galifianakis.

me: yeah?

coworker: yeah, the guy from hot tub time machine.

me:
July 31, 2023 at 3:40 AM
do your mental health a favor:

drink your coffee in the morning sunshine
July 26, 2023 at 1:36 PM
you guys have DM holes?
July 25, 2023 at 5:59 PM
Bluesky is headed for the dusty shelf.
July 20, 2023 at 11:21 PM
Please, anything helps.
July 19, 2023 at 11:15 PM
Heads up!
July 18, 2023 at 10:33 PM
July 7, 2023 at 7:00 PM