I have a big workfleet in my construction game, and whenever I earn $2mil, I buy a high-end sportscar. The license plates say it all.

Me: Good morning!
Coworker: Good morning, dick licker!
Me: And I didn't even call you "fuckface!" - this just proves that you love me more

#Justguythings

When it comes to Potters, Bugs > Harry

There will be no debate.

Eat me.

The year is 1978. I am 7 years old. It is Monday, 8am. Channel 47 has just introduced me to what would become the defining point of my personality - GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS

Meet Gaiking

Model by TOYMAKR3D

RIP, my Liege
youtu.be/-9yYJ6ZAYns

Happy Canada Day, ya fokkin' hosers
youtu.be/uxJc2MG8wAE?...

Thankfully, the Liberals won in Canada so we're not facing this - but it was close

Good luck to my American friends

Random bit of trivia - I didn't listen to music as a child. Didn't interest me. When I was 13, I heard Twisted Sister. Got Stay Hungry as a Xmas gift, and it grabbed my soul. Fell in love with Metal and have never stopped. And it's all thanks to @deesnider.bsky.social and the boys. SMFFoTFS FOREVER!

The thing I miss most about being a teenager isn't being able to jump down more than 4 inches without worrying about my knees or ankles shattering.

What I miss the most is the ability to sleep uninterrupted, and to do it for up to 16 hours without needing to be put in traction

I talked with with my best friend today. She's American, and even though it's been less than 2 weeks since Trump took office, she's wondering if she should start preparing to "escape" the USA

When your fellow citizens feel like they're in Berlin in the 1960s, you really need to wake the fuck up

Read that headline. Now read it again.

I don't really care about follower count here *or* at the other place - but every now and then I wish I had a bigger reach

I really want to post "Donald Trump will never be my president" over there, and see how many oblivious moronic MAGAts start frothing at the mouth in the comments (I'm Canadian)