Jewish stories are like: one time an OLD MAN walked into a shul and he had a GLASS EYE and
everyone threw BANANA PEELS at him but GUESS WHAT? That man was actually ELIJAH THE PROPHET

I got bored, full disclosure the forbidden technique was used for the floor

Do not place a stumbling block before the blind is good advice both literally and metaphorically

I wanted to make out with the fountain statues but was just informed that this is idolatry