Dr. Cucumber
@cucumberphd.bsky.social
1/2 of a real doctor. 2/2 of a real one.
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Signed a contract for my dream job today that will allow me to finish my PhD while working is that safe to say here
October 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Signed a contract for my dream job today that will allow me to finish my PhD while working is that safe to say here
not the plug checking in on me
January 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
not the plug checking in on me
is this thing on?????
December 6, 2024 at 5:33 AM
is this thing on?????
"Sensitive Content" just say you don't get pussy and move on
November 23, 2024 at 9:08 AM
"Sensitive Content" just say you don't get pussy and move on
I'm on that good bush and vaginal
November 20, 2024 at 8:27 PM
I'm on that good bush and vaginal
this is the only reason people follow me on here
November 17, 2024 at 8:28 PM
this is the only reason people follow me on here
This is what happens when you ban abortion
November 17, 2024 at 8:28 PM
This is what happens when you ban abortion
they're gonna mark this as sensitive i just know it
November 14, 2024 at 6:40 PM
they're gonna mark this as sensitive i just know it
i love setting up my stupid little phone and taking my stupid little pictures
October 24, 2024 at 2:39 AM
i love setting up my stupid little phone and taking my stupid little pictures
what if i just used this app to thirst trap
October 23, 2024 at 4:16 AM
what if i just used this app to thirst trap
understimulated and out of stimulants
October 23, 2024 at 4:05 AM
understimulated and out of stimulants
This was considered comically fat in the 90's
October 18, 2024 at 9:54 PM
This was considered comically fat in the 90's
How much mileage can i get reposting my twitter pics on here
October 17, 2024 at 10:40 PM
How much mileage can i get reposting my twitter pics on here
Bored. Thinking about Milking tables.
July 7, 2023 at 4:08 AM
Bored. Thinking about Milking tables.
dude i'll fucking say it
July 4, 2023 at 4:56 PM
dude i'll fucking say it
i mean you whip out a lighter like this ..
July 4, 2023 at 4:23 PM
i mean you whip out a lighter like this ..
i'll never forget when my high school took this picture without me knowing and the put it. in the yearbook.
July 4, 2023 at 3:55 PM
i'll never forget when my high school took this picture without me knowing and the put it. in the yearbook.
smoking his dick like a marlboro red
July 4, 2023 at 3:21 PM
smoking his dick like a marlboro red
catch planes, not feelings😌
July 3, 2023 at 6:37 PM
catch planes, not feelings😌
reconnecting with my twitter friends
July 3, 2023 at 5:30 PM
reconnecting with my twitter friends
anyways, here's hole
July 3, 2023 at 5:09 PM
anyways, here's hole
sitting in the showr is my bag
July 3, 2023 at 4:15 PM
sitting in the showr is my bag