Dr. Cucumber
@cucumberphd.bsky.social
1/2 of a real doctor. 2/2 of a real one.
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Signed a contract for my dream job today that will allow me to finish my PhD while working is that safe to say here
October 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Signed a contract for my dream job today that will allow me to finish my PhD while working is that safe to say here
I'm a different person than the last time I opened this app.
October 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I'm a different person than the last time I opened this app.
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God I fucking hate it when I am forced to open this stupid stupid app and recognize in myself the dependency I have on social media wherein I feel forced to open an app I despise opening when my favorite little stupid app isn't working as it does.
March 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
God I fucking hate it when I am forced to open this stupid stupid app and recognize in myself the dependency I have on social media wherein I feel forced to open an app I despise opening when my favorite little stupid app isn't working as it does.
Oh I guess I'm still cumuncher over here
October 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Oh I guess I'm still cumuncher over here
God I fucking hate it when I am forced to open this stupid stupid app and recognize in myself the dependency I have on social media wherein I feel forced to open an app I despise opening when my favorite little stupid app isn't working as it does.
March 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
God I fucking hate it when I am forced to open this stupid stupid app and recognize in myself the dependency I have on social media wherein I feel forced to open an app I despise opening when my favorite little stupid app isn't working as it does.
not the plug checking in on me
January 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
not the plug checking in on me
brain tumor so fat they're shaming it on edtwt
December 6, 2024 at 5:36 AM
brain tumor so fat they're shaming it on edtwt
is this thing on?????
December 6, 2024 at 5:33 AM
is this thing on?????
Feeling like the scarlet letter bitch jesus christ
November 23, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Feeling like the scarlet letter bitch jesus christ
"Sensitive Content" just say you don't get pussy and move on
November 23, 2024 at 9:08 AM
"Sensitive Content" just say you don't get pussy and move on
donald trump to appoint me head of the Department of getting sex and bitches all the time
November 20, 2024 at 9:58 PM
donald trump to appoint me head of the Department of getting sex and bitches all the time
what kind of condoms do frogs use? ... RIBBED
November 20, 2024 at 9:56 PM
what kind of condoms do frogs use? ... RIBBED
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i'm on that good bush and vaginal
November 20, 2024 at 8:35 PM
i'm on that good bush and vaginal
bluesky 🤝 your local gym
Sports Bras are Whorish
Sports Bras are Whorish
November 20, 2024 at 8:30 PM
bluesky 🤝 your local gym
Sports Bras are Whorish
Sports Bras are Whorish
I'm on that good bush and vaginal
November 20, 2024 at 8:27 PM
I'm on that good bush and vaginal
i'm gonna kill myself tonight
November 19, 2024 at 8:22 PM
i'm gonna kill myself tonight
can i say i'm gonna kill myself tonight on here
November 19, 2024 at 8:22 PM
can i say i'm gonna kill myself tonight on here
job application look alike contest in your computer
November 18, 2024 at 6:42 PM
job application look alike contest in your computer
if i was nonbinary my name would be John Mulaney
November 18, 2024 at 12:11 AM
if i was nonbinary my name would be John Mulaney
i peed in my sink this morning
November 17, 2024 at 11:52 PM
i peed in my sink this morning
this is the only reason people follow me on here
November 17, 2024 at 8:28 PM
this is the only reason people follow me on here
This is what happens when you ban abortion
November 17, 2024 at 8:28 PM
This is what happens when you ban abortion
