Shane Cubis
@cubisia.bsky.social
Perhaps the most beautiful genius of all.
There's nothing worse than a comedian becoming a father.
March 10, 2025 at 10:17 AM
There's nothing worse than a comedian becoming a father.
Bladders in The Dark has a great Flushback mechanic.
Basically, "this is the Blade Itself, and by blades, I mean bladders."
I've decided that all gritty realistic fantasy stories should foreground pooping much more than killing orcs, because realistically their cast will almost certainly be doing more pooping than killing orcs, and so we should spend more time on bowel movements than disembowelling.
March 2, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Bladders in The Dark has a great Flushback mechanic.
I love when a story has an Earthman learning the local language of some other planet or dimension, picking up key words... and next minute he fluently understands words like "piebald".
March 1, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I love when a story has an Earthman learning the local language of some other planet or dimension, picking up key words... and next minute he fluently understands words like "piebald".
Kava Kon on Severance! I played "Tiki For The Atomic Age" to death during lockdown, when I couldn't handle lyrics.
February 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Kava Kon on Severance! I played "Tiki For The Atomic Age" to death during lockdown, when I couldn't handle lyrics.
Wikipedia is like ohh Furiosa is our first confirmation that the series is set in Australia, meanwhile MM2 has a dead kangaroo, road sign for a place called Mundi Mundi and a blue heeler with a red neckerchief. Come on now.
February 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Wikipedia is like ohh Furiosa is our first confirmation that the series is set in Australia, meanwhile MM2 has a dead kangaroo, road sign for a place called Mundi Mundi and a blue heeler with a red neckerchief. Come on now.
Going from FURY ROAD to MAD MAX 2 to calm down. When the dog yawned I knew everything was gonna be okay.
February 23, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Going from FURY ROAD to MAD MAX 2 to calm down. When the dog yawned I knew everything was gonna be okay.
Why do restaurants take the drinks menu away? They've seen me.
February 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Why do restaurants take the drinks menu away? They've seen me.
Scheming to kick off a new D&D campaign next month... with a Trophy Dark prequel to inculcate some respect for the ancient ruins of Sakharl.
Related: I'm wondering how easy it is to bring back XP-for-GP in 5E. (As a lazy man, I'm inclined to use BECMI monster values and treasure tables.)
Related: I'm wondering how easy it is to bring back XP-for-GP in 5E. (As a lazy man, I'm inclined to use BECMI monster values and treasure tables.)
January 31, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Scheming to kick off a new D&D campaign next month... with a Trophy Dark prequel to inculcate some respect for the ancient ruins of Sakharl.
Related: I'm wondering how easy it is to bring back XP-for-GP in 5E. (As a lazy man, I'm inclined to use BECMI monster values and treasure tables.)
Related: I'm wondering how easy it is to bring back XP-for-GP in 5E. (As a lazy man, I'm inclined to use BECMI monster values and treasure tables.)
KIIS FM has the slogan "Keep it KIIS" and I can't decide if that's simple or stupid.
January 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
KIIS FM has the slogan "Keep it KIIS" and I can't decide if that's simple or stupid.
"But you don't really care for music, do ya?"
"Davis proclaimed that the system's features, such as its 640x480 resolution, 16-color display, and single-voice audio, were designed according to explicit instructions from God."
November 26, 2023 at 9:28 PM
"But you don't really care for music, do ya?"
If I was a security guard I would never check under someone's desk for an intruder. Quick sweep across the darkened office with my torch then I radio my boss the all-clear.
November 7, 2023 at 9:14 AM
If I was a security guard I would never check under someone's desk for an intruder. Quick sweep across the darkened office with my torch then I radio my boss the all-clear.
Suddenly @gregstolze.bsky.social sums up my entire life: "The dice decide the tactics of your personality while you've decided the strategy of your personality."
November 3, 2023 at 10:14 PM
Suddenly @gregstolze.bsky.social sums up my entire life: "The dice decide the tactics of your personality while you've decided the strategy of your personality."