Children don't collide with vans. The child is not the active party here, and frankly I think people who write articles like this should reexamine their lives.

And when a liquor bottle is sold, there's no way of knowing that it won't find its way into the hands of a child, so all liquor should have to be imbibed on the premises where it was purchased.

Since this is the kind of thing the government insists on now.

Erectile dysfunction medication is also sold on the street, so men should have to start taking those in the presence of an official witness, too. Can't be too careful.