If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”

I don’t have a dog if my own but do walk dogs belonging to friends and family, and they are all immune to a Peggy Hill-esque “no ma’am!”

Probably still better than Lalas?

God DCA is a terrible airport to be stuck at.