C
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No chill about health law and soccer
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[nods sagely] Avril Lavigne clone
The only conspiracy theory I've ever believed in trending towards being true is making me feel like I'm going crazy
November 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
[nods sagely] Avril Lavigne clone
Shoutout to the beautiful 30 seconds where I let myself believe this would be Little Women (Lady Bird is obviously the right choice, but LW is the one I go back to).
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Shoutout to the beautiful 30 seconds where I let myself believe this would be Little Women (Lady Bird is obviously the right choice, but LW is the one I go back to).
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Nov 9th - Bridget Jones's 33rd birthday (That makes her date of birth November 9th 1962)
📽️📅 Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
📽️📅 Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Nov 9th - Bridget Jones's 33rd birthday (That makes her date of birth November 9th 1962)
📽️📅 Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
📽️📅 Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
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BBC really burying the lede there
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
BBC really burying the lede there
Update: did not do this, but did explain West End Girl to another attorney while extensively quoting from “Pussy Palace”
About to go to an event with an open bar and I fear that if I have enough, I will start telling this disinterested group of lawyers about the Mary Earps drama.
November 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Update: did not do this, but did explain West End Girl to another attorney while extensively quoting from “Pussy Palace”
About to go to an event with an open bar and I fear that if I have enough, I will start telling this disinterested group of lawyers about the Mary Earps drama.
November 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
About to go to an event with an open bar and I fear that if I have enough, I will start telling this disinterested group of lawyers about the Mary Earps drama.
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Yeah, this was set to "Hide" in my settings. Fuck right off with that.
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Yeah, this was set to "Hide" in my settings. Fuck right off with that.
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mayor zohran mamdani must seize david harbour’s pussy palace and redistribute it
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
mayor zohran mamdani must seize david harbour’s pussy palace and redistribute it
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Earle-Sears ran what felt like 12 billion ads about how much she hated trans kids and I didn’t hear a single pundit say she should stick to real issues that affect real people.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrat Abigail Spanberger wins Virginia governor’s race.
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Earle-Sears ran what felt like 12 billion ads about how much she hated trans kids and I didn’t hear a single pundit say she should stick to real issues that affect real people.
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November 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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mary earps going public with her beef toward hannah hampton is a lack of awareness we haven’t seen since drake told kendrick to get in the booth
November 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
mary earps going public with her beef toward hannah hampton is a lack of awareness we haven’t seen since drake told kendrick to get in the booth
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Find you someone you hate as much as Mary Earps hates Hannah Hampton.
Mary Earps extract: ‘I felt sick and anxious. Then came the words I’d waited 12 months to hear’
In an exclusive extract from her autobiography, the goalkeeper reveals the painful road to her shock England exit
www.theguardian.com
October 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Find you someone you hate as much as Mary Earps hates Hannah Hampton.
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If you dress as Oasis for a Halloween party in Bed-Stuy there is an enormous chance that people will assume you’re doing racially uncomfortable Run-D.M.C. cosplay. You live and you learn!
November 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
If you dress as Oasis for a Halloween party in Bed-Stuy there is an enormous chance that people will assume you’re doing racially uncomfortable Run-D.M.C. cosplay. You live and you learn!
Watching Quiz Show and it’s genuinely shocking that Tony Goldwyn is not in this.
November 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Watching Quiz Show and it’s genuinely shocking that Tony Goldwyn is not in this.
A film you've seen more than seven times with a GIF
November 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
A film you've seen more than seven times with a GIF
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At a certain point you gotta start wondering if the Manchester United players are cracking under the pressure of being responsible for one man’s haircut.
November 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
At a certain point you gotta start wondering if the Manchester United players are cracking under the pressure of being responsible for one man’s haircut.
Congratulations to “American Girl”/One Battle After Another for being the latest to enter the pantheon of “Songs That Make Me Emotional About A Movie When I Hear Them At Home Depot On A Saturday Morning.”
November 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Congratulations to “American Girl”/One Battle After Another for being the latest to enter the pantheon of “Songs That Make Me Emotional About A Movie When I Hear Them At Home Depot On A Saturday Morning.”
I’ve made an amazing sweet potato for dinner.
October 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I’ve made an amazing sweet potato for dinner.
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Buckingham Palace: Prince Andrew has been stripped of his titles and will now be known as "Andrew Mountbatten Windsor." He will also be evicted from his home on the grounds of Windsor Castle, Royal Lodge.
October 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Buckingham Palace: Prince Andrew has been stripped of his titles and will now be known as "Andrew Mountbatten Windsor." He will also be evicted from his home on the grounds of Windsor Castle, Royal Lodge.
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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You know when Terry Pratchett said 'It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works'? Yeah, he meant this.
October 28, 2025 at 8:04 AM
You know when Terry Pratchett said 'It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works'? Yeah, he meant this.
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He is actually destroying the aura around the Royal Family, and once you lose an aura it's almost impossible to recover.
October 27, 2025 at 8:26 AM
He is actually destroying the aura around the Royal Family, and once you lose an aura it's almost impossible to recover.
In lieu of seeing the Bruce Springsteen biopic, I will be watching the Glee/Jimmy Fallon/other people TV famous in 2010 Emmy’s performance of “Born to Run.”
October 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
In lieu of seeing the Bruce Springsteen biopic, I will be watching the Glee/Jimmy Fallon/other people TV famous in 2010 Emmy’s performance of “Born to Run.”