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My Linux laptop is named "Grandma" because every time it goes to sleep there's a terrific chance it's never gonna wake up again.
March 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
My Linux laptop is named "Grandma" because every time it goes to sleep there's a terrific chance it's never gonna wake up again.
It's Fancy Friday, so I'm treating myself to table service at McDonalds.
August 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It's Fancy Friday, so I'm treating myself to table service at McDonalds.
The YouTube algorithm has somehow started giving me racist and locally targeted content.
I would like off this ride.
I would like off this ride.
August 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The YouTube algorithm has somehow started giving me racist and locally targeted content.
I would like off this ride.
I would like off this ride.
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The SOC in SOC 2 actually stands for Straight Outta Compliance.
August 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The SOC in SOC 2 actually stands for Straight Outta Compliance.
What people think security work is like: madly typing into a terminal of glowing text while foreign actors beach your firewalls with 0-day exploits.
What it is actually like: auditing key registers on a Saturday.
What it is actually like: auditing key registers on a Saturday.
August 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
What people think security work is like: madly typing into a terminal of glowing text while foreign actors beach your firewalls with 0-day exploits.
What it is actually like: auditing key registers on a Saturday.
What it is actually like: auditing key registers on a Saturday.
New Blackpink and new IV of Spades songs!
It’s a good week for music.
It’s a good week for music.
July 16, 2025 at 10:56 AM
New Blackpink and new IV of Spades songs!
It’s a good week for music.
It’s a good week for music.
I just had food delivered from a restaurant that was 400m away.
Clearly not a day for good life choices.
Clearly not a day for good life choices.
July 4, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I just had food delivered from a restaurant that was 400m away.
Clearly not a day for good life choices.
Clearly not a day for good life choices.
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Best sign of the day:
June 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Best sign of the day:
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Nicola Willis is trying to find cuts wherever she can, including her commute time.
May 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Nicola Willis is trying to find cuts wherever she can, including her commute time.
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1/ The US government has ordered the Swedish city of Stockholm to end its diversity, inclusivity and equality (DEI) programmes within 10 days. The city authorities say the demand is "bizarre" and they won't be complying. ⬇️
May 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
1/ The US government has ordered the Swedish city of Stockholm to end its diversity, inclusivity and equality (DEI) programmes within 10 days. The city authorities say the demand is "bizarre" and they won't be complying. ⬇️
Spending my Saturday night sorting paint while watching a foreign election.
Living my best life.
Living my best life.
May 3, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Spending my Saturday night sorting paint while watching a foreign election.
Living my best life.
Living my best life.
Someone tried to make the case today that we no longer need strongly typed programming languages because AI can write and check the code instead.
I hate it here.
I hate it here.
April 23, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Someone tried to make the case today that we no longer need strongly typed programming languages because AI can write and check the code instead.
I hate it here.
I hate it here.
I curse past-me for thinking moving house was a good idea.
April 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I curse past-me for thinking moving house was a good idea.
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Fun fact: I have ~468 litres of books in my book collection.
March 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Fun fact: I have ~468 litres of books in my book collection.
My job isn't to protect my team from the "shit" falling from above. My job is to give them the context so they understand why it is raining.
Huh, I thought I wrote a whole piece on why managers perceiving their role to be "shit umbrella" is a bad thing, but the only thing I'm turning up is this Twitter thread from 2023. 🤔
However, you specifically mention contracting and clients, and that can be a very different matter!
However, you specifically mention contracting and clients, and that can be a very different matter!
March 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
My job isn't to protect my team from the "shit" falling from above. My job is to give them the context so they understand why it is raining.
Been back in Australia less than 24 hours, and I already had to fight a spider just so I could get some sleep.
March 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Been back in Australia less than 24 hours, and I already had to fight a spider just so I could get some sleep.
This is relatable content.
What do you do at work today? I dropped an animated gif into Teams and it was an ABSOLUTE BANGER I got 9 laugh emojis so, just sayin...
March 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This is relatable content.
Thanks for the birthday gift Spotify, a 404 is exactly what I wanted.
February 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Thanks for the birthday gift Spotify, a 404 is exactly what I wanted.
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My 2025 hobby is helping my pals de-centre tech from their lives.
Acquire CDs, records, DVDs, paper books, reference books, magazines, dictionaries, etc. Go to the library!
Going analog is a small way to stop relying on tech bro monsters & helps preserve knowledge they're literally deleting.
Acquire CDs, records, DVDs, paper books, reference books, magazines, dictionaries, etc. Go to the library!
Going analog is a small way to stop relying on tech bro monsters & helps preserve knowledge they're literally deleting.
February 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
My 2025 hobby is helping my pals de-centre tech from their lives.
Acquire CDs, records, DVDs, paper books, reference books, magazines, dictionaries, etc. Go to the library!
Going analog is a small way to stop relying on tech bro monsters & helps preserve knowledge they're literally deleting.
Acquire CDs, records, DVDs, paper books, reference books, magazines, dictionaries, etc. Go to the library!
Going analog is a small way to stop relying on tech bro monsters & helps preserve knowledge they're literally deleting.
Someone outside my building is having a mental breakdown, and honestly I can relate.
January 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Someone outside my building is having a mental breakdown, and honestly I can relate.
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Can’t argue with facts 🤣
January 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Can’t argue with facts 🤣
Thanks to timezones, I've been able to watch the #EverythingOpen2025 keynotes while having lunch.
January 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Thanks to timezones, I've been able to watch the #EverythingOpen2025 keynotes while having lunch.