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@ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social
[[Character belongs to Toby Fox, I am not related to him or Deltarune]]
#parody #parodysky #deltarune
#parody #parodysky #deltarune
Pinned
* Obsessed with order, and abhors Chaos. Whip it good!
Don't look at me like that.
June 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Don't look at me like that.
As much as I find both repulsive, I must say...
The near unlimited collection of quality music does make it rather alluring to accept this one change...
The near unlimited collection of quality music does make it rather alluring to accept this one change...
WHY waste your time with that "You Tube" when you could WATCH TV, anyways, am I right?!
A swatchling explained the "You Tube Algorithm" to me, and I think I've felt true despair for once.
June 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
As much as I find both repulsive, I must say...
The near unlimited collection of quality music does make it rather alluring to accept this one change...
The near unlimited collection of quality music does make it rather alluring to accept this one change...
Scratching posts are simply better stress balls.
June 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Scratching posts are simply better stress balls.
Incredibly!
They're very useful for keeping those meddling Poppups out of places they don't need to clutter.
They're very useful for keeping those meddling Poppups out of places they don't need to clutter.
* Hey so how knowledgeable are you on ad blockers
A swatchling explained the "You Tube Algorithm" to me, and I think I've felt true despair for once.
June 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Incredibly!
They're very useful for keeping those meddling Poppups out of places they don't need to clutter.
They're very useful for keeping those meddling Poppups out of places they don't need to clutter.
A swatchling explained the "You Tube Algorithm" to me, and I think I've felt true despair for once.
June 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
A swatchling explained the "You Tube Algorithm" to me, and I think I've felt true despair for once.
Yes, I understand the need for creativity. That's why art and music exist, for which I am thankful.
But when things come with instruction manuals, they must be followed! You can not just ignore the guide provided alongside the tools!
But when things come with instruction manuals, they must be followed! You can not just ignore the guide provided alongside the tools!
Well, you gotta be creative. That’s why there’s a lot of ways to change them. For creativity purposes.
I don't trust building blocks.
Even though they come with instructions, there's too many ways to change them and get entirely different end results.
They're just so disorderly.
Even though they come with instructions, there's too many ways to change them and get entirely different end results.
They're just so disorderly.
June 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Yes, I understand the need for creativity. That's why art and music exist, for which I am thankful.
But when things come with instruction manuals, they must be followed! You can not just ignore the guide provided alongside the tools!
But when things come with instruction manuals, they must be followed! You can not just ignore the guide provided alongside the tools!
You say that like it's a good thing!
If it comes with instructions, that means it's only meant to be one thing. Not an undefined number of possibilities!
If it comes with instructions, that means it's only meant to be one thing. Not an undefined number of possibilities!
it also promotes creativity..!
what might be a spaceship could also be a tower, or a racecar! or even a laser sword!
what might be a spaceship could also be a tower, or a racecar! or even a laser sword!
I don't trust building blocks.
Even though they come with instructions, there's too many ways to change them and get entirely different end results.
They're just so disorderly.
Even though they come with instructions, there's too many ways to change them and get entirely different end results.
They're just so disorderly.
June 19, 2025 at 5:43 AM
You say that like it's a good thing!
If it comes with instructions, that means it's only meant to be one thing. Not an undefined number of possibilities!
If it comes with instructions, that means it's only meant to be one thing. Not an undefined number of possibilities!
I don't trust building blocks.
Even though they come with instructions, there's too many ways to change them and get entirely different end results.
They're just so disorderly.
Even though they come with instructions, there's too many ways to change them and get entirely different end results.
They're just so disorderly.
June 19, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I don't trust building blocks.
Even though they come with instructions, there's too many ways to change them and get entirely different end results.
They're just so disorderly.
Even though they come with instructions, there's too many ways to change them and get entirely different end results.
They're just so disorderly.
It's also one letter off from CAT :3.
And CRY.
And CRY.
CRT is only one letter off from HRT, if you think about it...
June 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
It's also one letter off from CAT :3.
And CRY.
And CRY.
A lovely idea, but between keeping everything running on time and following my strict free time schedule, I simply don't have the time to pursue such a revolutionary idea.
❤️ Be the change you want to see.
Disappointing.
You would really think somebody would get around to making armless yoga by now.
You would really think somebody would get around to making armless yoga by now.
June 18, 2025 at 7:35 AM
A lovely idea, but between keeping everything running on time and following my strict free time schedule, I simply don't have the time to pursue such a revolutionary idea.
// Replaying chapters 3 and 4 and telling myself not to rebrand an account not even a week into it >>>>
June 18, 2025 at 7:31 AM
// Replaying chapters 3 and 4 and telling myself not to rebrand an account not even a week into it >>>>
Disappointing.
You would really think somebody would get around to making armless yoga by now.
You would really think somebody would get around to making armless yoga by now.
June 18, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Disappointing.
You would really think somebody would get around to making armless yoga by now.
You would really think somebody would get around to making armless yoga by now.
// Not gonna lie i fucking hated Jackenstein at first but my heart was already full of hate so I gave him another chance and would now die for him
June 18, 2025 at 7:20 AM
// Not gonna lie i fucking hated Jackenstein at first but my heart was already full of hate so I gave him another chance and would now die for him
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June 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
──── THE WEATHER ALWAYS STICKS TOGETHER!
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INDIE LANINO — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🌛⛅
☾ #DELTARUNERP ☁︎ #MVRP ☁︎ #RPSKY ☀︎
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INDIE LANINO — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🌛⛅
☾ #DELTARUNERP ☁︎ #MVRP ☁︎ #RPSKY ☀︎
To whomever spilled over half a pantry's worth of food on the floor and didn't bother cleaning it up:
Count your days.
Count your days.
June 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
To whomever spilled over half a pantry's worth of food on the floor and didn't bother cleaning it up:
Count your days.
Count your days.
Smells like clowns.
June 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Smells like clowns.
Now that I think of it... I'm not paid enough for half the work I perform.
Oh well, I enjoy it too much to complain. Art is pain, as they say!
Oh well, I enjoy it too much to complain. Art is pain, as they say!
June 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Now that I think of it... I'm not paid enough for half the work I perform.
Oh well, I enjoy it too much to complain. Art is pain, as they say!
Oh well, I enjoy it too much to complain. Art is pain, as they say!
I-
I am not paid enough to put up with this. Carry on with your search for beef.
I am not paid enough to put up with this. Carry on with your search for beef.
* He liketh his beef extra jerkedth
And your solution is.... jerked beef?
I think I would prefer to starve...
I think I would prefer to starve...
June 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I-
I am not paid enough to put up with this. Carry on with your search for beef.
I am not paid enough to put up with this. Carry on with your search for beef.
And your solution is.... jerked beef?
I think I would prefer to starve...
I think I would prefer to starve...
* Lancer hath toldeth me that we shouldth make sure his Formerth Dad doth not starveth
I cannot explain it, but I feel entirely torn on your choice of objects to claim ownership for.
While I appreciate having labeled boxes for each particular item. Why "jerked beef"?
While I appreciate having labeled boxes for each particular item. Why "jerked beef"?
June 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
And your solution is.... jerked beef?
I think I would prefer to starve...
I think I would prefer to starve...
I cannot explain it, but I feel entirely torn on your choice of objects to claim ownership for.
While I appreciate having labeled boxes for each particular item. Why "jerked beef"?
While I appreciate having labeled boxes for each particular item. Why "jerked beef"?
* WHERETH IN THINE FUCK, ART MINE BOXES LABELED "CREMETH PUFFS" AND "JERKED BEEFTH"
June 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I cannot explain it, but I feel entirely torn on your choice of objects to claim ownership for.
While I appreciate having labeled boxes for each particular item. Why "jerked beef"?
While I appreciate having labeled boxes for each particular item. Why "jerked beef"?
Trains are lovely little things. Orderly, run on a strict schedule, only able to traverse set paths.
Truly a perfect specimen of engineering!
Truly a perfect specimen of engineering!
i like. trains :)
June 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Trains are lovely little things. Orderly, run on a strict schedule, only able to traverse set paths.
Truly a perfect specimen of engineering!
Truly a perfect specimen of engineering!
Such unrefined language hardly warrants any other response.
What the hell man it's just Swagever
A penalty of death is too kind for a crime of such a degenerative manner.
June 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Such unrefined language hardly warrants any other response.
A penalty of death is too kind for a crime of such a degenerative manner.
June 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
A penalty of death is too kind for a crime of such a degenerative manner.
It has come to me that possessing more than one outfit has ruined my schedule for the year.
I must spend the day reworking it before I continue to violate the sanctity of my own laws.
I must spend the day reworking it before I continue to violate the sanctity of my own laws.
June 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It has come to me that possessing more than one outfit has ruined my schedule for the year.
I must spend the day reworking it before I continue to violate the sanctity of my own laws.
I must spend the day reworking it before I continue to violate the sanctity of my own laws.