Cthuloso
@cthuloso.bsky.social
Slurryposter.
May post art if enough people I know appear in here.
May post art if enough people I know appear in here.
The "gender" session in my wiki page says "purposefully ambiguous"
December 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The "gender" session in my wiki page says "purposefully ambiguous"
Fantasy universe where people drink dragon semen as an energy drink
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Fantasy universe where people drink dragon semen as an energy drink
September, a month known for things happening
September 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
September, a month known for things happening
You are made of mushroom food.
July 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
You are made of mushroom food.
I owe nothing to no one. My gender identity is my own circus, and by God I'm juggling.
April 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I owe nothing to no one. My gender identity is my own circus, and by God I'm juggling.
Reposted by Cthuloso
March 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Ok, but how do you *know* that the ability to stick stuff up your ass wasn't a key factor in the evolutionary survival of early humans?
March 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Ok, but how do you *know* that the ability to stick stuff up your ass wasn't a key factor in the evolutionary survival of early humans?
It's fucked up how there's two TV show hosts called Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon and I couldn't tell who's who if you put a gun to my head
February 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
It's fucked up how there's two TV show hosts called Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon and I couldn't tell who's who if you put a gun to my head
Can't believe Laura Loomer would say this
December 30, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Can't believe Laura Loomer would say this
Right-wing Twitter rn:
December 29, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Right-wing Twitter rn:
Another day, another AAVE word every white kid starts using incorrectly at the same time
December 27, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Another day, another AAVE word every white kid starts using incorrectly at the same time
Me when I'm about to ask a pressing question but the imp makes me feel like I'm burning in hell using his mind waves again
excuse me but
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGHH fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGHH fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
December 18, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Me when I'm about to ask a pressing question but the imp makes me feel like I'm burning in hell using his mind waves again
I have the kind of autism that makes me be way into Mega Man despite not having fully played any of the games
December 18, 2024 at 12:53 AM
I have the kind of autism that makes me be way into Mega Man despite not having fully played any of the games
Fuck machine-certified technician
December 15, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Fuck machine-certified technician
"You fool, don't you get it? The orphan-crushing machine was built so that the mere act of stopping it would be seen as virtuous!"
December 13, 2024 at 11:51 PM
"You fool, don't you get it? The orphan-crushing machine was built so that the mere act of stopping it would be seen as virtuous!"
Extreme finger puppetry skills
December 9, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Extreme finger puppetry skills
If I read someone's eyes being described as "orbs" again I'll snap
December 3, 2024 at 5:59 AM
If I read someone's eyes being described as "orbs" again I'll snap
AirBNB is short for Air Bonobo
November 12, 2024 at 3:49 PM
AirBNB is short for Air Bonobo
Reposted by Cthuloso
It's like the whole damn country is built on a Native American Burial Ground or something
November 6, 2024 at 3:05 PM
It's like the whole damn country is built on a Native American Burial Ground or something
the energy i bring to bluesky
November 5, 2024 at 4:29 PM
the energy i bring to bluesky
I've never seen so much concentrated gay rage. This guy was having Akira mind flashes of sucking Bin Laden's cock as he was shooting him
November 5, 2024 at 2:36 AM
I've never seen so much concentrated gay rage. This guy was having Akira mind flashes of sucking Bin Laden's cock as he was shooting him