Cthulhu Tentacles
@cthulhutentacles.bsky.social
Queer neurodivergent geek. Ask me about my special interests. He/him
Let her get on with her day in peace?
October 30, 2023 at 9:19 PM
Let her get on with her day in peace?
Well now I'm going to hold it
October 22, 2023 at 9:39 AM
Well now I'm going to hold it
I would hate fuck jar-jar right in the weird alien cloaca
October 12, 2023 at 8:56 PM
I would hate fuck jar-jar right in the weird alien cloaca
Is this in preparation for the Great awakening of the bowels?
September 28, 2023 at 1:17 PM
Is this in preparation for the Great awakening of the bowels?
He looks a bit too clingy for me
September 25, 2023 at 2:58 PM
He looks a bit too clingy for me
Thought I was getting added to a block list for a minute. I wasn't that drunk last night surely.
September 22, 2023 at 7:17 PM
Thought I was getting added to a block list for a minute. I wasn't that drunk last night surely.
Wait am I old enough to shock people with goatse again?
September 21, 2023 at 9:38 PM
Wait am I old enough to shock people with goatse again?
If it is pineapple frosting I'm in
September 21, 2023 at 9:35 PM
If it is pineapple frosting I'm in
Instructions unclear, am now banned from the library
September 18, 2023 at 12:27 AM
Instructions unclear, am now banned from the library
If taco bell doesn't make you shit your pants I question your humanity. I see you lizard people.
September 14, 2023 at 10:47 PM
If taco bell doesn't make you shit your pants I question your humanity. I see you lizard people.
Ten years? I hope I am either imprisoned for holding the barricade or a hero of the revolution. You still going to like the taste of boot in 10?
September 14, 2023 at 12:41 AM
Ten years? I hope I am either imprisoned for holding the barricade or a hero of the revolution. You still going to like the taste of boot in 10?
Aww, terfy tears. Where is my tiny violin?
September 13, 2023 at 4:06 PM
Aww, terfy tears. Where is my tiny violin?
Best I can do is asparagus flavour
September 13, 2023 at 12:06 PM
Best I can do is asparagus flavour
Don't threaten me with a good time
September 13, 2023 at 11:40 AM
Don't threaten me with a good time
Get on with it then
September 13, 2023 at 10:31 AM
Get on with it then
Have you fucked the plushie yet?
September 13, 2023 at 9:51 AM
Have you fucked the plushie yet?
Hopefully with less sulphurous notes
September 12, 2023 at 2:57 PM
Hopefully with less sulphurous notes
Is it vore o clock again?
September 12, 2023 at 1:22 PM
Is it vore o clock again?
I'm in her DMs sending video of me going blep blep blep
September 12, 2023 at 1:21 PM
I'm in her DMs sending video of me going blep blep blep
Shut up and drink your pilkshake
September 12, 2023 at 6:07 AM
Shut up and drink your pilkshake
I suppose bioshock could be if you had the headcanon that you were playing the antagonist and messing up the perfect conservative utopia
September 12, 2023 at 1:30 AM
I suppose bioshock could be if you had the headcanon that you were playing the antagonist and messing up the perfect conservative utopia
Airplane toilets are easy mode. You want festival toilets on the last day
September 11, 2023 at 11:22 PM
Airplane toilets are easy mode. You want festival toilets on the last day
If she is willing to marry that she deserves everything she doesn't get
September 11, 2023 at 11:15 PM
If she is willing to marry that she deserves everything she doesn't get